The hired farm hand responsible for "creating" Cabbage Patch Kids gets fired. Find out what crimes a Thanksgiving turkey committed, and was then pardoned for. The final pizza proudly made by a retiring pizza restaurant owner meets an inglorious fate. CD and Zune try to take out Steve Jobs but get in each other's way. Gallagher tries to use a copy of his latest stand-up special with Teddy Ruxpin, but the toy bear isn't having any part of it! Motivational speaker Nicky Passion gives Cobra Commander, Megatron and Skeletor some life advice.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mike Fasolo | Writer | ||
| Matthew Ireland Beans | Writer | ||
| Douglas Goldstein | Writer | ||
| Eric Schaar | Writer | ||
| Seth Green | Writer | ||
| Breckin Meyer | Writer | ||
| Tom Root | Writer | ||
| Zeb Wells | Writer | ||
| Matthew Senreich | Writer | ||
| Chris McKay | Director |