The club's matriarch Doreen is showing the new barmaid the ropes while gossiping about the club captain and raffling off a meat platter of questionable quality, while die-hard fan Pete gets locked in the club's toilet cubicle with little hope of escape.
A fuming Pete finds himself in an awkward situation when he blames the goalie for the defeat.
Pete attempts to break the world record for eating fish fingers. Doreen gets a little flustered when Redbridge Rovers legend Roger Small makes an appearance.
It's exciting times at the club as the gang watch England draw nil-nil with Macedonia. Doreen's friend Gillian loses her blue cat and Tom writes a poem.
Pete's son Stanley experiences his first ever game and there's a surprise in store for him. Mel cooks Tel a summer roast and Doreen has a twitchy eye.
It's Doreen's 25th anniversary at the club, but no one seems that bothered. Pete reveals to Tel that he is worried he is losing him to Mel.