Matt the Dog has three women vying for his attention - Rachael the Red Skull, Kirsty the Blue Alien and a Lizard from Essex named Amber. His romantic excursions include a 4x4 driving course and a line dancing class - will one of them be the location in which he finds true love, as confused members of the public look on? Only once all the dating is done do we, and the people involved, get to see the real faces that lurk beneath the latex. Will Matt be pleased when he sees the girl he's chosen purely based on personality or will he have barked up the wrong tree?