Velma brings home a new friend from America, Audrey, who Shane falls for. She's a beachwear model, and Shane can't wait to see her photos, she hands some to him, but only later to find out about an American practical joke tradition, does Audrey really like him? Well, one thing's for sure, they weren't the real photos...
Shane has to take on fatherhood responsibilites once again, when son Lenny reveals he has a crush on a girl at School. Although Amelia seems too full of herself to notice, he's even missing a game of football for her! Shane decides to cheer his son up by getting him a special present for his birthday, a gold bike, as you do! But it looks very similar to the one owned by a young lad Shane's had a run in with.
Shame manages to offend a couple he takes out in the cab, the man turns out to be a friend of Velma's! He see's them together in The Four Feathers, and gets the wrong end of the stick, and sets fire to his car! But things turn more complicated when Velma announces she wants to become a lesbian, but Shane thinks he knows the truth about her boyfriend!
Shane and Myrtle go to Lenny's parents evening, while Lenny and Velma are at home, making a shocking discovery about Ouija boards, with the message "Denis Swings" appearing. Shane finds out Denis is one of Myrtle's old boyfriends, and is lead to believe, during a visit to her Gran's house, that he is dead! Although Shane works out there's a slight mistake in the message, it actually refers to a personal problem of his...
Everyone is bemused by the fact Bazza has found a new girlfriend. He agrees to bring her along to the pub to celebrate his birthday. Also, Velma tries to convince Shane and Myrtle to pay for her to get a boob job.
Shane's inability to cope with an unsliced loaf of bread puts a damper on Velma's plans for Saturday, while Shane can't quite cope with Velma and Sheila's frank ta
Myrtle's creative writing class are putting on a performance evening, and her colleague Gordon is paying her a lot of attention in the run-up to it. Meanwhile, Shane's feelings for Sheila have reached boiling point.