Chickens on drugs / Edward Heath’s head / VAT Raid / Franciscus Henri performs “Ginger Man” / The Queen’s Chicken / Rachmaninov’s Variations On A Theme by Paganini / Join the Irish guards / Dancing for the Queen / Ad lib coughing
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Neil Shand | Writer | ||
| Spike Milligan | Writer | ||
| Sheila Steafel | Guest Star | ||
| Rita Webb | Guest Star | ||
| Julia Breck | Guest Star |