Hollis breaks sad news to Ted about a colleague. Nutritionist Jim Gaffigan stops by and brightens the mood with a bottle of wine.
Principal Lewis Black vents to Ted and Hollis about his unfavorable performance review.
Ted and Hollis train computer science teacher Judah Friedlander as he prepares for the student/faculty ping pong championship.
Gym Teacher Judy Gold tells Ted and Hollis how she spent her summer vacation.
The school is abuzz on picture day. School photographer Dave Attell turns the Teachers Lounge into his own private studio.
Ted discovers he has a challenger for Faculty President.
School nurse, Rachel Feinstein, has a provocative offer for Ted and Hollis.
Ted and Hollis are star struck when rock star Ted Leo stops by the Teachers Lounge.
School librarian, Todd Barry, uses unorthodox techniques to assure the library remains silent.
Head of Security, Jim Norton, explains to Ted and Hollis the measures in order to keep the school safe.