John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.
Ted’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.
Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.
Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.
