John the barman is feeling a lot better after his death, and tells Jill and Trevor about The Popular Liberation Front of West Yorkshire. Trevor and Jill miss the boat on a trip to Amsterdam with their class from San Quentin High - but the class has decamped by the time they make their own way over there. Trevor and Jill meet "The Honourable Order of Elks" who are "looking for a bit of action". Jill & Trevor find their action in Edinburgh. The grey men get attacked by a bagpipe band but Jill & Trevor have to go home where they find that the jazz tape with no jazz wasn't all it seemed.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alan Plater | Writer | ||
| Brian Parker | Director |