A female clown gives Carol a doctorate in Clown Humanities during the open; Carol plays a deranged bag lady who feeds pigeons in the park "for peace"; guests The Pointer Sisters perform "That's A-Plenty"; a robber sneaks into a hospital demanding treatment at gunpoint; Carol, Vicki and the Pointers perform a medley of "Fats" Waller songs; Tim plays a pharmacist who has problems filling a prescription; and for the close, a musical number with the lyrics consisting of the Declaration of Independence.