While out at sea, Drinky Crow spots a mermaid, but Uncle Gabby will not believe him (thinking that Drinky Crow was drunk). The Drinky Crow Show was created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire, based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Cartoon Network's , Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November 23, 2008 and ended January 25, 2009. Voice Tallent Drinky Crow: Dino Stamatopoulos Uncle Gabby, Captain Maak: David Herman Captain Maak's Daughter & Phoebe Bird: Becky Thyre (Tony Millionaire's wife) Mademoiselle DeBoursay: Pamela Adlon Additional voices: Creators Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan. The show's theme song was performed by: They Might Be Giants
After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Phoebe convinces Drinky Crow to quit drinking, which infuriates his brain. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby falls in love with DeBoursay, a French spy currently locked up in a cage.
Drinky Crow wakes up one morning and remembers his new girlfriend being torn apart by a whale. He turns his story into a hit whale show at a marine theme park which appeals to teenagers that only respond to sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Drinky Crow reunites with his ex-girlfriend, Claire. Meanwhile, Uncle Gabby has plans to marry Captain's Daughter.
During a another battle against the French, Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia. Feeling guilt for the first time, he orders a "Monkey God" off of the internet, to give him a clear sense of right and wrong.
After being dumped once again, Drinky Crow calls a suicide hotline and becomes friends with a victim of Proteus syndrome named Elephant Man. Uncle Gabby gets jealous, and befriends him too.
The Maak's Place bar is shutting down in three days due to lack of customers, so Drinky Crow comes up with a plan to bring American college students to the bar.
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
