In response to a proposed appaling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world - enlists The Goodies to make her version: ""How To Make Babies By Doing Dirty Things."" However, she dismisses it as too rude without even watching it. So a rebellious Bill starts making video nasties for the BBC.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Oddie | Writer | ||
| Tim Brooke-Taylor | Writer | ||
| Graeme Garden | Writer | ||
| Alex MacIntosh | Guest Star | ||
| Valerie Stanton | Guest Star | ||
| Tony West | Guest Star | ||
| Beryl Reid | Guest Star | ||
| John Lawrence | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Wattis | Guest Star | ||
| Jim Collier | Guest Star | ||
| Jim Franklin | Director |