Bill is fired from the Goodies' newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Oddie | Writer | ||
| Tim Brooke-Taylor | Writer | ||
| Graeme Garden | Writer | ||
| Roland MacLeod | Guest Star | ||
| Tessa Wyatt | Guest Star | ||
| Karin McCarthy | Guest Star | ||
| Jim Franklin | Director |