Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
One billion gods working inside three thrillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
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