Raps on Larry King Stuttering John interviews Walter Mondale & Allison Steele Jessica Hahn on hidden camera (Ted the Janitor, Fred the Elephant Boy) Newmark & Lewis Commerical News with Richard Belzar (his wife (Harlee McBride), Gay Parade) Zodiac Killer Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smokes through his eyes.
King Howard talks about his reviews Sam Kinison David Brenner talks to a critic Billy West - Frank Sinatra Alzheimer skit Monkey drinks Snapple Stuttering John interviews Roy Scheider & Joey Ramone News of Mrs Salaam & Central Park Rape trial, Lucy Try-outs Lie Detector - Did Howard Stern slip Jessica Hahn the tongue? Joe Walsh & Sam Kinison - Desperado
Roseanne Barr sings National Anthem parody Sternac Richard Simmons (Tape parodies) with Rosemarie & Michael Billy West - Ed McMahon star search parody Young MC & Amy Lynn Baxter Amy Lynn Baxter stripping News of Roseanne Barr & Tom Arnold & Bush signs disable law Stuttering John interviews Paul Harvey & Mrs. Edgar Bergen Felix Cavaliere - I Been Lonely Too Long, Young Rascals medley Live commercial: Bo Knows
George Steinbrenner parody Women wrestling Billy West & Sukreet Gabiel - Sadaam Hussein parody Pat Cooper Billy West - Leona Helmsley Parody News with Pat Cooper of Tawna Brawley & Al Sharpton, Man saves Gorilla, Golf Ball licking Live commercial: Sitars Stuttering John & Doctor Joyce Brothers Stuttering John interviews Dick Clark & John Amos Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon Moody Blues with Sukreet Gabel dancing
Billy West - Larry Fine parody Live commercial: Nutri/system - Old pics of Howard & Robin, blowflute Hidden camera on Kimberly Taylor (Penthouse Pet) Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smoke through his eye Billy West - Father Bruce Ritter parody Dartman Live commercial: Brother P-Touch - Sandi Corn & Kimberly Taylor Boy Gary wears wedding veil Stuttering John interviews Tom Landry & Ted Williams Live commercial: Nutri/System - Larry Fine and sheep Bill Young - Necklace through his nose Glenn Notice - Sucks up popcorn
Howard & Robin biological clock parody of Maury Povich & Connie Chung Fred Norris parody - Internal Affair Boy Gary wears an arab face veil Lisa Sliwa Elliot Gould - Barbra Striesand impersonator Live commercial: Snapple - Hawaiian Hula dancers Howard & Robin & Elliot & Lisa Fred Norris parody - JFK Jr, Babes & Books News of South Africa Drug spray Curtis Mayfield Stuttering John interviews Ted Williams, Margot Kidder, Phil Donahue Ronnie Spector (Poor Connie Chung, Be My Baby)
Billy West - George Bush Gary in beekeepers hat Gilbert Dice Godfrey Live commercial: Nutri/System with harp David Dinkins school of Speech (Ted the Janitor, Fred Norris, Billy West) Gay Jaffee Cohen - Gay comedian Live commercial: Brothers P-Touch III George Bush (Billy West) plays golfs with the Ramones Ramones interview Live commercial: Snapple News - Bush (including Billy West sportsman parody) Tom Grooms interviews Washington, D.C. citizens about Marion Berry Stuttering John interviews Melanie Griffith Cowsills (Howard Stern Show Song, Hair)
Billy West - Leona Helmsley (That's Entertainment) Gary wears a knight helmet Stuttering John interviews Z.Z. Top Billy West - Kitty Dukakis - sober hills Howard Stern makeover (ski clothes) Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III backed by Accordian News - Arab community on Iraq Leona Helsmley sings "God Bless America" Paula Abdul nose surgery Sinead O'Connor Live commercial: Snapple Penn Gillete - pea trick Nutri/system - Penn Gillete & Jackie Martling play the accordian Tattooing Morty Ghandi - Indian comedian Stuttering John interviews Sue Simmons (WNBC-TV anchor), Marc Christian (sued Rock Hudson), Judy Carne, Michael Musto Kid & Play (Kid & Play rap)
Billy West - David Dinkens (US Tennis Open) Howard Stern as Larry King Gary wears a diving helmet Billy West - Bob Hope - Don't Shoot Me I'm 86 News - Jay Leno wants to entertain in the Persian Gulf, Paintball Brother P-Touch III - Monkey with the organ grinde News - MTV awards - Arsenio Hall, Motley Crue, Sinead O'Connor, Susan Day, David Cassidy, Janet Jackson, Madonna Live commercial: Snapple Iggy Pop (I Wanna Be Your Dog) Nutri/System commerial Angie Bowie, Mai Pang & Tony Visconti Stuttering John tries interview Eddie Murphy
Howard Stern as Elvis Presley Gary wears a Bazooka Joe turtleneck Stuttering John interviews Morton Downey Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III with pan flute Live commercial: Nutri/System Judy Carne News - Robin's earring Interviews New Yorkers by the Port Authority Larry King & Miss Pennsylvania - Marla Wynne Darryl Strawberry's haircuts
Howard Stern as Casey Kasem, Fred Norris as Jeanne Kasem (Top 10 Arabs) Gary wears a paperbag News - Sadaam Hussein target, Indians vs Canadian Army Live commercial: P-Touch III - guy playing a saw News - Leona Helmsley, US govt takes over the Mustang Ranch Live commercial: Snapple Joe Piscapo Live commercial: Nutri/System Eddie Murphy parody (pop out eyes) Joe Piscapo & Kimberly Driscol Larry Holmes (Raps)
Cindy Adams & Jennifer Valope on 9BP Gary wears a lampshade Promos Brother P-Touch III - man playing washboard Sally Kirkland Kadeem Hardison Reshowing of Stuttering John interview with Morton Downey, Jr. Stuttering John interviews the Dalai Lama & Richard Gere Stuttering John interviews Connie Chung Papa John Phillips (California Dreamin', Monday Monday, Kocamo, Elegant Jew)
Dan Forman talking through his picture Kimberly Conrad, Sandi Corn, & Amy Lynn (Penthouse Pets) jumping Gary wears wrestling helmet & mouth guard News - Channel J (35) Al Goldstein, Robin Byrd Harlem Walk of Fame - Freddie Jackson Vegeterian protest at McDonalds Live commercial: Nutri/System - harmonica music Jackie Martling's bellybutton Live commercial: Snapple Howard (as Herman Munster) with Grandpa Al Lewis Out of the Closet Munsters Stuttering John interviews Cindy & Joey Adams Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III Breast examination of Jackie Martling Stuttering John interviews Anthony Quinn
Jennifer Valope & Reg Wells Gary wears 125x helmet - Gumblocker 2000 Billy West - Dinkins Escape From NY parody Live commercial: Snapple Linda Blair Nutri/System Sexorcist Live commercial: Brother Fax Boy Gary at Strawberry Fields (David Peel)
Gary wears an irrigation helmet Judy Tenuta Live commercial: Brother Fax (Topsy Curvey) Grossanne at Home News - Howard Stern eats cat food 2 Live Crew obsenity David Dinkins - Headboard Live commercial: Brother Fax News - Get out and Vote (Madonna) Rev Al Sharpton - new hairdos Nadia Comanche Stuttering John interviews Liz Smith (Al Roker)
Dan Forman's Trick or Treat scene Shantay Fernandez Day Care Center (locked kid in the car) Gary is locked in a car trunk Bob Geldolf King Janitor (Ted the Janitor) Bob Geldolf is locked in a car trunk & sings The End of the World Live commercial: Snapple News - St Irene the crying painting Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III News - Dan Forman crying picture Evander Hollyfield beats Buster Douglas Cincinatti Reds sweep World Series (Chris Sabo & Rob Dibble) Nutri/System Celestine (no arms or legs) feeds herself Spokesmodel vote Celestine plays the organ
Cast goes trick or treating teaser Ray Stern critiques Howard Stern's speech at his neice Sharon's bat mitzvah Snapple - spokesmodel Donna Joan Rivers & Ray Stern Brother P-Touch III Joan Rivers & Howard Stern on hidden camera Howard Stern goes trick or treating Live commercial: K-Rock Howard Stern continues trick or treating
Yearbook pictures teaser Howard Rosenberg (reviewer) shrine Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III (Spokesmodel: Sandra) Yearbook pictures Plotting how to handle Vanna White Live commercial: Snapple Vanna White on Satelite (Robin plays Kristy McNichol, Fred plays Bruce Willis) News - Magician dies buried alive, Roseanne Barr pictures Live commercial: K-ROCK Stuttering John interviews Justine Bateman
Joe Piscopo & Kimberly Driscoll announce their engagement The Lesbian Dating game Live commercial: K-Rock The Lesbian Dating game continues Snapple Rev Al Sharpton Live commercial: Brother Fax Rev Al Sharpton continues
House Party Show Live commercial: Brother Fax Howard chooses the girls to be hypnotized Pilgrim (Dan Forman) chases turkey (Gary) Tour of the house (lesbians, massage room) Live commercial: K-Rock - massage room Dr King hypnotizes Lesbians Enuff Znuff - Nowhere Man, New Thing Howard's shaved belly Live commercial: Snapple Sammy Davis, Jr. impersonator Becky the mental patient as Cher
Howard's shaved belly Spokesmodel Ronnie's breast implants Live commercial: Brother Fax with piano Ted & Joan Kennedy (both played by Howard Stern) Live commercial: Snapple Madonna's "Kiss Me Paris" Live commercial: K-Rock Lesbian Love Connection Marla Wynne (Miss Pennsylvania-America 1991) - Ventroloquism
The Milli Vanilli Story (Howard Stern, Fred Norris & Dan Forman) Live commercial: Snapple Dick Cavett Decency Debate - Dick Cavett moderates between Howard & a lady who complained about him to the FCC Live commercial: K-Rock Live commercial: Brother Fax Stuttering John interviews the cast of Lost in Space
Celebrity Bowling Show Frank Stallone (Xmas parody-Howard the Big Nose DJ) Howard bowls a strike Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Costella Young M.C. & Pat Cooper discuss Milli Vanilli Gary dresses as a raindeer Live commercial: Brother Fax Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl Grandpa Al Lewis Tyrone Frasier Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blows smoke through his eye Marilyn Michaels Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn Lloyd Lindsay & George Lindsay Young Mark & Joey Ramone Live commercial: DAT's Incredible Father Bruce Ritter (Billy West) Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn bowl Howard sings his Christmas song
Elvis stamp Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Phony commercial for 1-900 Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris Write to get on Stern show Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase Walking Daniel Carver to his car
Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs. Howard & Alison Stern vs. Dan & Robin Forman vs. Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks Live commercial: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC
Dr Ruth Westheimer {Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs Howard & Alison; Stern vs Dan & Robin Forman vs Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks; Questions for men: 1. How many times a week you make whoopie? 2. What sexual act do you want to do but you wive won't? 3. How many sets of male genitals has your mate seen? Live commerical: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel ; Questions for women: 1. What is the first thing your man does after making whoopie? 2. Your maleness is ______ inches long. 3. What is the single most wildest thing you did? Bonus. Most # times made whoopie in one time? Prize is session with Dr. Ruth; Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy; Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter; Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers; Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails; Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC}
