 
          
    In the opening monologue, Jack shows the audience why his Stradivarius is worth $30,000. He introduces Milton Berle and they spar a bit. Don introduces Miss Carmelita Montoya, a dancer from Madrid who uses One-a-Day Brand Vitamins for castanets. The sketch is about Jonathan Goodheart (Jack), wealthy philanthropist who believes there is no such thing as a bad boy, but his newly adopted son (Berle) gives him cause to wonder.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hal Goldman | Writer | ||
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Al Gordon | Writer | ||
| Milton Berle | Guest Star | ||
| Joan Swift | Guest Star | ||
| Scott Elliott | Guest Star | ||
| Keith Peters | Guest Star | ||
| Pitt Herbert | Guest Star | ||
| Patrick Thompson | Guest Star | ||
| Joyce Van Patten | Guest Star | ||
| Norman Abbott | Director |