A parody of Sunset Boulevard, with Betty White as the Norma Desmond of TV who has written ""Golden Girls: The Musical"" and entices John into rewriting it, with Catherine as lyricist, and staging it in the bus terminal (with John press ganged into the role of Dorothy when Catherine mysteriously goes missing).
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jim Vallely | Writer | ||
| Mitchell Hurwitz | Writer | ||
| Bill Rosenthal | Writer | ||
| Rue McClanahan | Guest Star | ||
| Betty White | Guest Star | ||
| Estelle Getty | Guest Star | ||
| John Whitesell | Director | ||
| Betty White | Actor | Herself |