A very loud and crude family wins a free cruise in a package of hot dogs. The eldest daughter falls for Jim after he saves her husband from drowning, while her half-sister prepares to give birth to triplets. The ship's janitor looks to romance a nurse, unaware that she plans to become a nun. An older couple tries to help newlyweds work through their problems, but ends up exposing flaws in its own marriage.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Grace McKeaney | Writer | ||
| John Caponera | Guest Star | ||
| Marion Ross | Guest Star | ||
| Robyn Lively | Guest Star | ||
| Danica McKellar | Guest Star | ||
| Dick Van Patten | Guest Star | ||
| Chad Allen | Guest Star | ||
| Greg Vaughan | Guest Star | ||
| Lisa Ann Walter | Guest Star | ||
| Kathleen Freeman | Guest Star | ||
| Jill Elizabeth Novick | Guest Star | ||
| Anson Williams | Director |