To relieve her boredom, Mary jokingly writes a humorous obituary of one of the people in the WJM-TV file. Coincidentally, the same person dies the following day and the obituary is read on the air. Lou has no choice but to suspend Mary, but she threatens to quit in response.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Treva Silverman | Writer | ||
| Jennifer Leak | Guest Star | ||
| John C. Chulay | Director |