All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Happiness is a Warm Gun

    • September 13, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

  • S01E02 Passport to Freedom

    • September 20, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

  • S01E03 Sex Is Wrong

    • September 27, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

  • S01E04 Waste Not, Want Not

    • October 4, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

  • S01E05 Friends of St. James

    • October 11, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

  • S01E06 Three Line Whipping

    • October 18, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

  • S01E07 Baa Baa Black Sheep

    • October 25, 1987
    • ITV1

    Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

  • S01E08 The New Statesman at Number 10

    • February 5, 1988
    • BBC

    Alan tries to get Margaret Thatcher to disband the BBC.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Fatal Extraction

    • January 15, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

  • S02E02 Live from Westminster

    • January 22, 1989
    • ITV1

    Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

  • S02E03 The Wapping Conspiracy

    • January 29, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

  • S02E04 The Haltemprice Bunker

    • February 5, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

  • S02E05 California Here I Come

    • February 12, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

  • S02E06 May the Best Man Win

    • February 19, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

  • S02E07 Piers of the Realm

    • February 26, 1989
    • ITV1

    Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

  • S02E08 Who Shot Alan B'Stard?

    • January 14, 1990
    • ITV1

    Having survived the assassination attempt, Alan starts a campaign to bring back capital punishment.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Labour of Love

    • January 6, 1991
    • ITV1

    A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

  • S03E02 The Party's Over

    • January 13, 1991
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

  • S03E03 Let Them Sniff Cake

    • January 20, 1991
    • ITV1

    Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

  • S03E04 Keeping Mum

    • January 27, 1991
    • ITV1

    Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

  • S03E05 Natural Selection

    • February 4, 1991
    • ITV1

    At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

  • S03E06 Profit of Boom

    • February 11, 1991
    • ITV1

    MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Back from the Mort

    • November 22, 1992
    • ITV1

    Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

  • S04E02 H*A*S*H

    • November 29, 1992
    • ITV1

    Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.

  • S04E03 Speaking in Tongues

    • December 6, 1992
    • ITV1

    Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

  • S04E04 Heil and Farewell

    • December 13, 1992
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

  • S04E05 A Bigger Splash

    • December 20, 1992
    • ITV1

    Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.

  • S04E06 The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

    • December 26, 1992
    • ITV1

    With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

  • S04E07 A. B'Stard Exposed

    • December 30, 1994
    • ITV1

    Having been re-elected to Parliament from a district in Wales, Alan is interviewed about his plans for the future.