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  • TheTVDB.com Season ID 41435
  • Created March 2, 2009
  • Modified October 3, 2024
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Name First Aired Runtime Image
S2009E105 Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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S2009E106 Man Who Crossed Nation In Balloon Only Wants To Talk About Horse Abuse
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S2009E112 Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline
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S2009E113 Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony
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S2009E119 Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size
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S2009E120 Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History Of School Shootings
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S2009E126 Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea
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S2009E127 How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping And Severing Your Spine
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S2009E202 Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team
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S2009E204 In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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S2009E209 Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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S2009E211 FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
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S2009E216 East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women
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S2009E218 Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer
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S2009E223 Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry
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S2009E225 Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
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S2009E226 Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine 2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby
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S2009E227 Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
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S2009E228 NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams
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S2009E229 Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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S2009E230 Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets
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S2009E231 Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator
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S2009E232 Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
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S2009E233 Congressmans War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed
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S2009E234 DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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S2009E235 Morning Show Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris
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S2009E236 Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
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S2009E237 Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
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S2009E238 Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
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S2009E239 Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars
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S2009E240 More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
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S2009E241 Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?
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S2009E242 Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show
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S2009E243 Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions
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S2009E244 Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
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S2009E245 Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
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S2009E246 Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq
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S2009E247 Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing
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S2009E248 Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
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S2009E249 NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line
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S2009E250 Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
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S2009E251 Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
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S2009E252 Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
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S2009E253 New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free
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S2009E254 Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
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S2009E255 Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor
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S2009E256 Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg
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S2009E257 US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
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S2009E258 Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker
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S2009E259 Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
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S2009E260 New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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S2009E261 Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes
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S2009E262 New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time
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S2009E263 Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
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S2009E264 Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa
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S2009E265 Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
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S2009E266 Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title
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S2009E267 Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.
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S2009E268 U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
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S2009E269 Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
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S2009E270 Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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S2009E271 Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women
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S2009E272 White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
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S2009E273 Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
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S2009E274 Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking
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S2009E275 Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
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S2009E276 Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
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S2009E277 NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions
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S2009E278 Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate
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S2009E279 U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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S2009E280 Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
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S2009E281 BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
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S2009E282 Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
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S2009E283 Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act
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S2009E284 Are The Obamas Out Of Touch With The Average Miserable American Family?
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S2009E285 New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
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S2009E286 Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
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S2009E287 Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows
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S2009E288 Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist
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S2009E289 Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting
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S2009E290 How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
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S2009E291 Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
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S2009E292 Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
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S2009E293 Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
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S2009E294 Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
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S2009E295 Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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S2009E296 Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
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S2009E297 Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
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S2009E298 Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
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S2009E299 DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
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S2009E300 Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series
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S2009E301 Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
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S2009E302 Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
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S2009E303 Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
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S2009E304 Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions
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S2009E305 China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter
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