Toggle navigation
Discover
On Today
Awards
Companies
Lists
People
Tagging & Taxonomy
Earn Points
Support
Add A Record
Add Series
Add Movie
Add Person
Account
Dashboard
Notifications
Subscribe
Favorite Series
Favorite Movies
Logout
Login
Add Series
Add Movie
Add Person
Dashboard
Notifications
Subscribe
Favorite Series
Favorite Movies
Logout
Login
Home
/
Series
/
Onion News Network
/ Aired Order /
Edit
Edit Translations
Delete
Delete
Bulk Editor
Season 2009
General
Episodes
Artwork
TheTVDB.com Season ID
41435
Created
March 2, 2009
Modified
October 3, 2024
Add Episodes
When available, episode names will be translated into
your preferred language
. Otherwise they will be shown using the series' origin language.
Name
First Aired
Runtime
Image
S2009E105
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
IFC
25
S2009E106
Man Who Crossed Nation In Balloon Only Wants To Talk About Horse Abuse
IFC
25
S2009E112
Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline
IFC
25
S2009E113
Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony
IFC
25
S2009E119
Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size
IFC
25
S2009E120
Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History Of School Shootings
IFC
25
S2009E126
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea
IFC
25
S2009E127
How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping And Severing Your Spine
IFC
25
S2009E202
Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team
IFC
25
S2009E204
In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
IFC
25
S2009E209
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
IFC
25
S2009E211
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
IFC
25
S2009E216
East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women
IFC
25
S2009E218
Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer
IFC
25
S2009E223
Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry
IFC
25
S2009E225
Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
IFC
25
S2009E226
Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine 2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby
IFC
25
S2009E227
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
IFC
25
S2009E228
NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams
IFC
25
S2009E229
Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
IFC
25
S2009E230
Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets
IFC
25
S2009E231
Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator
IFC
25
S2009E232
Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
IFC
25
S2009E233
Congressmans War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed
IFC
25
S2009E234
DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
IFC
25
S2009E235
Morning Show Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris
IFC
25
S2009E236
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
IFC
25
S2009E237
Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
IFC
25
S2009E238
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
IFC
25
S2009E239
Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars
IFC
25
S2009E240
More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
IFC
25
S2009E241
Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?
IFC
25
S2009E242
Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show
IFC
25
S2009E243
Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions
IFC
25
S2009E244
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
IFC
25
S2009E245
Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
IFC
25
S2009E246
Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq
IFC
25
S2009E247
Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing
IFC
25
S2009E248
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
IFC
25
S2009E249
NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line
IFC
25
S2009E250
Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
IFC
25
S2009E251
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
IFC
25
S2009E252
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
IFC
25
S2009E253
New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free
IFC
25
S2009E254
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
IFC
25
S2009E255
Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor
IFC
25
S2009E256
Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg
IFC
25
S2009E257
US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
IFC
25
S2009E258
Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker
IFC
25
S2009E259
Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
IFC
25
S2009E260
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
IFC
25
S2009E261
Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes
IFC
25
S2009E262
New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time
IFC
25
S2009E263
Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
IFC
25
S2009E264
Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa
IFC
25
S2009E265
Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
IFC
25
S2009E266
Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title
IFC
25
S2009E267
Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.
IFC
25
S2009E268
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
IFC
25
S2009E269
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
IFC
25
S2009E270
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
IFC
25
S2009E271
Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women
IFC
25
S2009E272
White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
IFC
25
S2009E273
Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
IFC
25
S2009E274
Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking
IFC
25
S2009E275
Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
IFC
25
S2009E276
Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
IFC
25
S2009E277
NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions
IFC
25
S2009E278
Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate
IFC
25
S2009E279
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
IFC
25
S2009E280
Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
IFC
25
S2009E281
BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
IFC
25
S2009E282
Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
IFC
25
S2009E283
Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act
IFC
25
S2009E284
Are The Obamas Out Of Touch With The Average Miserable American Family?
IFC
25
S2009E285
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
IFC
25
S2009E286
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
IFC
25
S2009E287
Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows
IFC
25
S2009E288
Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist
IFC
25
S2009E289
Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting
IFC
25
S2009E290
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
IFC
25
S2009E291
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
IFC
25
S2009E292
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
IFC
25
S2009E293
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
IFC
25
S2009E294
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
IFC
25
S2009E295
Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
IFC
25
S2009E296
Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
IFC
25
S2009E297
Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
IFC
25
S2009E298
Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
IFC
25
S2009E299
DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
IFC
25
S2009E300
Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series
IFC
25
S2009E301
Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
IFC
25
S2009E302
Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
IFC
25
S2009E303
Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
IFC
25
S2009E304
Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions
IFC
25
S2009E305
China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter
IFC
25
Backgrounds
0
Banners
1
Icons
0
Posters
0
Background
Banner
Icon
Poster
No artwork of this type.
No artwork of this type.
No artwork of this type.
×
Delete Season
Why are you deleting this season?
*
Choose an option
Episodes within this season
*
Move all to unassigned
Permanently delete all
Note that if any episodes exist within other season orders, they will be retained regardless of this selection. On large seasons, you may get a 504 error if you choose to delete the episodes. Be patient... the episodes will still be deleted.
Type of Duplicate
*
Series
Season
Episode
Movie
Person
Artwork
Company
List
ID of Duplicate
*
Enter the type and id of the record that this record is a duplicate of and confirm using the preview below. This is critical information for downstream systems.
Preview