Onion News Network - Unknown - Season 2009

TheTVDB.com Season ID 41435
Created March 2, 2009
Modified March 2, 2023

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	Name	First Aired	Runtime
S2009E105	Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard	IFC	25
S2009E106	Man Who Crossed Nation In Balloon Only Wants To Talk About Horse Abuse	IFC	25
S2009E112	Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline	IFC	25
S2009E113	Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony	IFC	25
S2009E119	Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size	IFC	25
S2009E120	Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History Of School Shootings	IFC	25
S2009E126	Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea	IFC	25
S2009E127	How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping And Severing Your Spine	IFC	25
S2009E202	Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team	IFC	25
S2009E204	In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?	IFC	25
S2009E209	Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work	IFC	25
S2009E211	FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful	IFC	25
S2009E216	East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women	IFC	25
S2009E218	Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer	IFC	25
S2009E223	Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry	IFC	25
S2009E225	Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?	IFC	25
S2009E226	Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine 2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby	IFC	25
S2009E227	Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair	IFC	25
S2009E228	NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams	IFC	25
S2009E229	Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat	IFC	25
S2009E230	Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets	IFC	25
S2009E231	Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator	IFC	25
S2009E232	Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport	IFC	25
S2009E233	Congressmans War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed	IFC	25
S2009E234	DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack	IFC	25
S2009E235	Morning Show Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris	IFC	25
S2009E236	Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face	IFC	25
S2009E237	Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable	IFC	25
S2009E238	Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs	IFC	25
S2009E239	Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars	IFC	25
S2009E240	More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas	IFC	25
S2009E241	Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?	IFC	25
S2009E242	Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show	IFC	25
S2009E243	Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions	IFC	25
S2009E244	Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'	IFC	25
S2009E245	Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee	IFC	25
S2009E246	Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq	IFC	25
S2009E247	Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing	IFC	25
S2009E248	Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire	IFC	25
S2009E249	NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line	IFC	25
S2009E250	Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'	IFC	25
S2009E251	Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes	IFC	25
S2009E252	Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage	IFC	25
S2009E253	New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free	IFC	25
S2009E254	Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's	IFC	25
S2009E255	Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor	IFC	25
S2009E256	Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg	IFC	25
S2009E257	US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com	IFC	25
S2009E258	Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker	IFC	25
S2009E259	Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature	IFC	25
S2009E260	New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less	IFC	25
S2009E261	Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes	IFC	25
S2009E262	New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time	IFC	25
S2009E263	Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon	IFC	25
S2009E264	Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa	IFC	25
S2009E265	Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is	IFC	25
S2009E266	Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title	IFC	25
S2009E267	Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.	IFC	25
S2009E268	U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt	IFC	25
S2009E269	Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive	IFC	25
S2009E270	Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village	IFC	25
S2009E271	Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women	IFC	25
S2009E272	White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase	IFC	25
S2009E273	Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use	IFC	25
S2009E274	Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking	IFC	25
S2009E275	Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?	IFC	25
S2009E276	Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids	IFC	25
S2009E277	NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions	IFC	25
S2009E278	Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate	IFC	25
S2009E279	U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan	IFC	25
S2009E280	Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor	IFC	25
S2009E281	BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS	IFC	25
S2009E282	Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar	IFC	25
S2009E283	Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act	IFC	25
S2009E284	Are The Obamas Out Of Touch With The Average Miserable American Family?	IFC	25
S2009E285	New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'	IFC	25
S2009E286	Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire	IFC	25
S2009E287	Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows	IFC	25
S2009E288	Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist	IFC	25
S2009E289	Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting	IFC	25
S2009E290	How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son	IFC	25
S2009E291	Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game	IFC	25
S2009E292	Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck	IFC	25
S2009E293	Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus	IFC	25
S2009E294	Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks	IFC	25
S2009E295	Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner	IFC	25
S2009E296	Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.	IFC	25
S2009E297	Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP	IFC	25
S2009E298	Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked	IFC	25
S2009E299	DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico	IFC	25
S2009E300	Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Children's Picture Book Series	IFC	25
S2009E301	Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization	IFC	25
S2009E302	Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures	IFC	25
S2009E303	Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport	IFC	25
S2009E304	Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions	IFC	25
S2009E305	China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter	IFC	25

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