Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down. Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance.
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job. The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for. Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works. Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family. The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it. The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show. Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom. The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller. Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake. Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil. The Star family house runs away from home.
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth. A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum. While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class. Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
Patrick learns what GrandPat's childhood was like. Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.
The Patrick Show gets competing sponsors. The star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection. The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
Patrick hosts an award ceremony. Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Patrick gets a stunt double. Patrick's organs leave his body in protest.
Bunny's mother visits from the old country. Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Bubble Bass reviews The Patrick Show. Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid To Work Day".
The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season. Patrick hosts a series of game shows.
The Star Family is a team of superheroes. Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn's art museum.
The Stars' pet toilet Tinkle has puppies. The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery.
The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick Star. Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.
Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater. With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.
Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom. Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.
SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list. Patrick has a nostalgic meltdown.
While Squidina is away at camp, Patrick needs a new director. The Star Family is abducted by aliens.
The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge. Bunny loses a tattoo.
Patrick hires more Patricks. Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.
Patrick wakes up off-model. The Star family works at the Krusty Krab.
Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes. The Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next in a special "Choose Your Own Adventure" episode of The Patrick Show.
Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show. While Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess.
The Stars party at the Chum Bucket. Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.
Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall. After Captain Quasar replaces Pat-Tron with a more efficient robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family.
In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise. A family of dummies move into the Star home.
The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home. Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.
In a Patrick Show episode about boats, Cecil teaches Patrick how to drive. Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him. In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.
Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick, who quickly becomes the star of the show. The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory. The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."
Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea brick into RandomLand. After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.
Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family.
After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house. Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.
Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.
When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom. When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.
GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show. The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.
Tinkle stumbles into a time-travelling adventure. Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.
When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house. After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.
Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house. On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
Patrick hosts a countrified variety show. The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.
The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo. GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.
The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote. After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.
Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe. Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.
After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video. Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.
After accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional. After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.
For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times. When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.
Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader. Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick.
Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into GrandPats. Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission.
In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw. After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience.
