When the Colonel hears that another Bilko is about to arrive he hopes that he is no relation to Ernie because with two Bilko's at the camp life is going to be worse that ever but he turns out to be Ernie's cousin Swifty, but there is a surprise in store for everybody.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Van Dyke | Guest Star | Cousin Swifty Bilko |