1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Right Back Where We Started From" and banter about Jimmy Carter having won the Presidential election. In a comedy blackout, Alvin (Sonny) tells Laverne (Cher) that he's finally left his wife. 2. "Video Tape a Date" -- The manager of a video dating service (Ed) tries to help a lonely man (Sonny) select the girl he'd like to go out with. The two prospects are an unattractive Playboy bunny who does everything in the nude (regular Ted Zeigler) and a klutzy, untalented loser (Cher) being pushed by her persistent mother (Betty) to get married off. 3. The Sylvers perform a medley of "Boogie Fever" and "Hot Line" 4. "The Case Book Of Sam Spade" -- Elderly detective Sam Spade (Sonny) recalls "the case of the night train caper to Munich." His assignment was to deliver two million dollars to a secret agent, who would be cleverly disguised as W. C. Fields. (Ed and Betty portray two of the seven Fields impersonators aboard the train...
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Kiley | Director |