Prince Charles tries to keep his family in order, but Wills wants to mingle with the people. Pippa, resentful at her sister for bagging a Prince, uses her 'fantastic arse' to lure Harry. In an attempt to be accepted by the Royals, Kate volunteers to help Harry with his fancy dress charity ball at Buckingham Palace. Prince Edward is babysitting for Wills and Kate, while Fergie, intent on partying like it's 1982, enlists Beatrice and Eugenie's help to sneak into the ball. Camilla, alarmed at Wills and Kate's popularity, makes sure Kate's party planning backfires by giving her a costume that goes down very badly with the ball's beneficiaries. Wills crash lands the helicopter just in time, but has he landed in a constitutional crisis?
Kate catches Ebola on a humanitarian mission and when Wills rushes to her bedside, his meddling father Prince Charles quashes his long-held air ambulance dreams. Beatrice and Eugenie's new careers as internet make-up sensations are dashed when they discover that the animal face paint they applied for the fancy dress ball doesn't actually come off. Horrified at the thought of being papped while out shopping, they devise an extreme plan. Fergie discovers their latest exotic holiday tickets and jumps to conclusions, recruiting Harry and Prince Edward to help 'save' her daughters. Prince Harry seeks his father's advice about the funny feeling he gets in his tummy when he sees Pippa.
A stranger claims that Prince Charles is his father, and Kate and Wills move to a semi in Rickmansworth.
Wills becomes obsessed with the Royal Variety Show, Kate is preoccupied with the Archbishop of Canterbury. Charles and Camilla try to pass as 'lefties'. Meanwhile, Harry is admitted to hospital.
A disillusioned Wills leads calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy, splitting the older and younger members of the family. Camilla's dirty tricks campaign uncovers shocking news about Kate.
Following the result of the vote to abolish the monarchy Wills tries to save his family, and the nation, as President George Osborne imposes austerity on the country.
It's Christmas Eve with The Windsors and it's an even tenser affair than usual following the events that led Wills to usurp Prince Charles as next in line to the throne.
Camilla believes she has a new friend in Prime Minister Theresa May and is determined to persuade Prince Charles to secure a trade deal with the Chinese. Is she just a pawn in the PM's game?
Reviving his clubbing heyday, Harry buys a club and asks Kate to be the DJ, while Beatrice and Eugenie work the door
Kate is reluctant to join a royal pheasant shoot, while Wills stumbles upon his father's identical twin brother Chuck in the attic
Charles is in a new traditionalist town unveiling another statue of himself, while Kate runs into old flame Gypsy Ricky
The Royals have gathered at Balmoral where Camilla is determined to exact revenge on Theresa May, who's in Scotland to stop Nicola Sturgeon destroying the union. Charles is a hit with the Scots when it's revealed he's got nae skiddies under his kilt. Meanwhile Wills is shot by a wild Highland lassie, but who is this mysterious woman? Meghan Markle is thrilled to get a part in Hollyoaks but Pippa is determined to end Meghan and Harry's relationship - will she succeed?
Will Charles become absolute monarch as the new Magna Carta decrees, and when Pippa's wedding day arrives, will Harry let her go through with it?
As the comedy returns to celebrate the royal event, Harry and Meghan are excited about their impending marriage. However, before their big day, they must take Charles to America to meet Meghan's Mum
The government calls on the royal family to cheer up a divided nation. But while the younger royals are keen to do their bit, the older generation goes on strike. Meanwhile, Camilla is plotting to stir up resentment, Beatrice and Eugenie launch a new business venture, and Wills seeks words of wisdom from the spirit of Queen Victoria.
When Charles and Camilla visit the Middletons, the simmering tensions threaten to turn violent. Fergie and the girls go to Glastonbury. And Meghan catches Harry in a compromising position with Pippa.
Charles vows to prove he's not a crank. Wills wants his Duke of Edinburgh award. And Meghan realises Kate's been replaced by a robot - but who is the real duchess?
Charles officiates at the Church of Satan. Wills is tricked by his builder. Chalet girl Beatrice catches the eye of an eligible bachelor. And Harry does a deal with his doppelganger.
Kate worries she's boring. Beatrice and Eugenie are offered millions to be the face of a perfume... if they cut ties with Fergie. Anne invites David Beckham for a sleepover. And Meghan's had enough.
Donald Trump asks Charles and Camilla to be King and Queen of America, but Wills thinks something fishy is going on. Harry hires Pippa as a nanny. Meanwhile, who will walk Beatrice down the aisle?
The dysfunctional royal comedy is back, and Charles is gagging to put his special metal hat on. But Wills thinks he should cut back on the spending…
