Brian talks about politics and makes fun of celebrity's in his town bar. Jimmy and Craig get Wayne Brady to run for president of the United States. But he backs out at the end of the episode because he cant be funny all the time if he is president.
Sami turns the bar into a ""chick bar,"" leaving the boys barless. Henry's brown skin and mustache finds him at odds with Tom Ridge.
Newport struggles to pretend to be a liberal to have sex with the hottest girl he's ever met.
The gang wants to go see ""Hell Boy"" but Jimmy can't because his wife wants him to go see ""Mean Girls"".
Newport gets fired from writing his log on AOL. So him and the gang go to Las Vegas to talk to the ""black Guy that runs AOL"" as they call him. Also Tindle does everything that his wife wouldn't want him to do like watching striper's and drinking beer.
President George Bush and Newport share similar views on America and taxes. Turns out Bush's routine is all an act.