An argument about clothes turns into one about Alf's baldness, of which he is particularly sensitive. After being caught trying one of Rita's wigs he resorts to a fearsome concoction to try to induce his hair to grow. This episode no longer exists in the BBC Archive.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Speight | Writer | ||
| Will Stampe | Guest Star | ||
| Charlie Bird | Guest Star | ||
| Fred McNaughton | Guest Star | ||
| Douglas Argent | Director |