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Season 1

  • S01E01 A Woman's Place

    • September 11, 2000
    • Sky One

    The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.

  • S01E02 Never Confused

    • September 18, 2000
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.

  • S01E03 Hoppy Birthday

    • September 25, 2000
    • Sky One

    The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.

  • S01E04 Monkey's Uncle

    • October 2, 2000
    • Sky One

    The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.

  • S01E05 King Barsteward

    • October 9, 2000
    • Sky One

    Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.

  • S01E06 Date with Density

    • October 16, 2000
    • Sky One

    A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.

  • S01E07 Getting Diggy with It...

    • October 23, 2000
    • Sky One

    The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.

  • S01E08 The Pub That Forgot Time...

    • October 30, 2000
    • Sky One

    The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.

  • S01E09 Fawkes/Off

    • November 6, 2000
    • Sky One

    The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.

  • S01E10 Help! The Aged

    • November 13, 2000
    • Sky One

    The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.

  • S01E11 More Tea Vicky?

    • November 20, 2000
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.

  • S01E12 Day of the Trivheads

    • November 27, 2000
    • Sky One

    The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.

  • S01E13 Greetings Stout Yeoman

    • December 4, 2000
    • Sky One

    A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.

  • S01E14 Only When I Laugh

    • December 11, 2000
    • Sky One

    The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.

  • S01E15 Playing Silly Buggers

    • December 18, 2000
    • Sky One

    The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.

  • S01E16 Bar Humbug

    • December 25, 2000
    • Sky One

    The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.

  • S01E17 New Year's Steve

    • January 1, 2001
    • Sky One

    Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.

  • S01E18 The Return of Martin Greer

    • January 8, 2001
    • Sky One

    The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.

  • S01E19 Jukebox Fury

    • January 15, 2001
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.

  • S01E20 Farts of Darkness

    • January 22, 2001
    • Sky One

    Terry mourns for his late mother.

  • S01E21 A Dave, A Dave-O

    • January 29, 2001
    • Sky One

    Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.

  • S01E22 All the World's a Stag

    • February 5, 2001
    • Sky One

    Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.

  • S01E23 It's a Wonderful Pint

    • December 25, 2001
    • Sky One

Season 2

  • SPECIAL 0x1 It's a Wonderful Pint

    • December 25, 2001
    • Sky One
  • S02E01 The Man in the Iron Cask

    • January 30, 2002
    • Sky One

    Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.

  • S02E02 Got the Painters In

    • February 6, 2002
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.

  • S02E03 Wishing on a Bar

    • February 13, 2002
    • Sky One

    Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.

  • S02E04 The Harder They Crawl

    • February 20, 2002
    • Sky One

    Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.

  • S02E05 Landlord of the Giants

    • February 27, 2002
    • Sky One

    Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.

  • S02E06 Beer Necessities

    • March 6, 2002
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.

  • S02E07 Game for a Gaff

    • March 13, 2002
    • Sky One

    The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.

  • S02E08 Speed the Ploughmans

    • March 20, 2002
    • Sky One

    Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.

  • S02E09 Optics Wide Shut

    • March 27, 2002
    • Sky One

    The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.

  • S02E10 Storming Up a Cook

    • April 3, 2002
    • Sky One

    Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.

  • S02E11 Of Mice and Mentallists

    • April 10, 2002
    • Sky One

    Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.

  • S02E12 The Slopranos

    • April 17, 2002
    • Sky One

    Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.

  • S02E13 This Vale of Beers

    • April 24, 2002
    • Sky One

    Greg finds religion.

  • S02E14 Entente Lime Cordial

    • May 1, 2002
    • Sky One

    The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.