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Season 1

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Name First Aired Runtime Image Certified
S01E01 Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)
September 22, 2003
CBS
25
S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards
September 29, 2003
CBS
25
S01E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
October 6, 2003
CBS
25
S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
October 13, 2003
CBS
25
S01E05 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
October 20, 2003
CBS
25
S01E06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
October 27, 2003
CBS
25
S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
November 3, 2003
CBS
25
S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful
November 10, 2003
CBS
25
S01E09 Phase One, Complete
November 17, 2003
CBS
25
S01E10 Merry Thanksgiving
November 24, 2003
CBS
25
S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
December 15, 2003
CBS
25
S01E12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
January 5, 2004
CBS
25
S01E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan
January 13, 2004
CBS
25
S01E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
February 2, 2004
CBS
25
S01E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
February 9, 2004
CBS
25
S01E16 That Was Saliva, Alan
February 16, 2004
CBS
25
S01E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
February 23, 2004
CBS
25
S01E18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
March 1, 2004
CBS
25
S01E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
March 22, 2004
CBS
25
S01E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
April 19, 2004
CBS
25
S01E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 3, 2004
CBS
25
S01E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 2004
CBS
25
S01E23 Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 2004
CBS
25
S01E24 Can You Feel My Finger?
May 24, 2004
CBS
25

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