After a surprise late entry, George W. Bush (with a little vote-counting help from his brother) is proclaimed the winner of the BBC's historic Great Britons poll. Her Majesty the Queen addresses the nation on the subject of her involvement in a legal case against her daughter Princess Anne's dog, who has sold his story to a tabloid newspaper. At the Last Supper, "Weakest Link" host Anne Robinson announces it's time to vote off "The Weakest Disciple." There's a fascinating insight into how a pop star spends his time offstage in "A Day In The Life Of Robbie Williams," and domestic goddess Nigella Lawson demonstrates the art of filling in a self-assessment tax form in typically sensuous style. Meanwhile, Russell Crowe reminisces about a playground fight. M. briefs James Bond on his latest mission: to infiltrate a grocery store and retrieve some essential items of shopping. Then, Tony Blair takes advantage of Miss World transferring from Nigeria to London by entering as Miss United Kingdom.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Laurence Howarth | Writer | ||
| Jon Culshaw | Writer | ||
| Tom Jamieson | Writer | ||
| Nev Fountain | Writer | ||
| Jon Holmes | Writer | ||
| Pati Marr | Director | ||
| Jonathan Gershfied | Director |