Friday the what? Who-son Voorhees? A camp with crystals in the lake? Moving pictures projected onto a screen? Sorry, but you sound like an absolute crazy person. I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about.
Did you guys know that the killer in the first Friday the 13th movie wasn't even Jason? The real killer? I don't know. Mesothelioma? Rickets? What am I a doctor?
Hallucinogens taken in smaller doses have actually been shown to be beneficial for a number of psychological and neurological conditions. Or at least that's what this pulsating maw of eyeballs and sharks teeth that just sprouted from my palm keeps telling me.
Welcome to Monster of the Week on Must Be Dice! Watch and listen as a nerd, a tough, a hacker, and a dimwitted bro all join forces to keep from getting sued by the creators of The Monster Squad and Scooby Doo!
Last time on Must Be Dice, the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club took on a strange new case: finding out what happened to a blue bicycle. However it feels like there's more going on than the client led them to believe. After making a sketchy deal with the Hell's Pass Gang, the group got their first clue, leading them to secret smoke spot full of vicious, fungus-encrusted coyotes!
Last time on Must Be Dice, the gang continued their search for Mike Seeker, a kid no one seems to remember, except for those who ingested some strange spores out in the woods. The Seeker Estate only revealed a giant black bear covered in the same spooky shrooms that plagued the forest and its inhabitants. Will they be able to defeat this monstrosity? And will Sloan EVER show up for her shift at The Wiener Factory?
After battling scores of feral, mushroom encrusted creatures, the gang wakes up in a world that has no recollection of the previous night's mayhem. Will Sloan's prophetic vision of a Medford Bend engulfed in flames come true? Who is the charred mystery man haunting her dreams? And will her last minute makeover be enough to win the heart of Dex?
Last week on Must Be Dice: While investigating clues revealed in Sloan's eerie prescient dream, the gang was led through a secret ARP tunnel to the Staunch Diner, where two injured members of the Hell's Pass Gang were hidden in the basement. What other mysteries does the diner hold? How does this all connect to the strange shift in reality? And how did Sloan suddenly get so flaming hot?
After days of monsters, killer fungus, and portals into dark dimensions, the kids of the the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club have finally snuck into the bowels of the ARP headquarters. But what abominable experiments will they uncover? What are their parents not telling them? And what does this all have to do with Sloan's burgeoning Psychic powers?
The mysteries of the Artifact Recovery Project are finally coming to light as our favorite teenage mystery solvers make their way deeper into ARP's treacherous mountain fortress. But can our team flee the labs before they too are overtaken by the mutating fungal mist? Who are the strange yet familiar beings slowly approaching from within the portal? Who is behind this multiversal carnage? And what secrets from the past will be revealed next?
Last time on Must Be Dice, the Paradise Path Mystery Solvers Club found themselves trapped in the ARP's Headquarters. During their daring escape they came face to face with a whole grip of new deadly foes. There's the mysterious entity growing in the portal they opened, the ARP prisoner who looks exactly like Sloane, and now five undead figures are rising from the bottom of the lake. How're they gonna make it out of this one? Can they ever catch a break? Who the heck is Casper Hogwood?
This is it! The final episode of Must Be Dice finds our mystery solving heroes in a heap of trouble. Ambushed by the goons of the ARP, and with nothing but Sloan's mysterious new powers to aid them, things look bleak for the team. Will they defeat the evil darkness lurking in the void? Will Sloan and Dex ever share that first kiss? And will our courageous improvisors ruin Armando's story to the point that he will never ever roleplay again? Only one way to find out!
I really hope that the Property Brothers aren't banging each other. It's that classic flirty "Will They or Won't They" energy that keeps the show alive.
A band of half-pint sized heroes face fierce foes, perilous puzzles, and a comical cast of characters as they travel far and wide to save the heir to the throne. But does this group of unlikely adventurers have what it takes? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minus the rings, towers, thrones, returned kings, wheels, songs, ice, or fire.
In which our fun-sized heroes outwit a witless bridge troll, battle waves of hungry cave worms, and one of our cast rolls their way into the great beyond... forever! Who will it be? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minus the rings, towers, thrones, returned kings, wheels, songs, ice, or fire.
One of our brave heroes has fallen into shadow. But a single halfling death is a small price to pay to save the magical duchess or sword or whatever. I don't really remember. I'm too distracted by Jon sweating through his Elizabethan Ruff.
In which our heroes burst forth from gelatinous cubes, battle the mother of spiders, obtain powerful mystical texts, and learn the frog word for ejaculate. Huzzah!
In which our heroes pass the pipe with giant vermin, battle the endless limbs of a rat king, accidentally learn to read, and say farewell to one of their own.
In which our heroes bid farewell to another of their party, travel in a most unusual floating conveyance, and destroy their enemies from within. Literally. It's gross.
In which our fearless, furry heroes finally breach the dreaded castle, meet a monstrous yet buxom princess, and debate the inherent value of cooz. Plus, a specter from the past return to impart much needed wisdom at a crucial moment and also talk about cooz.
In which our heroes whip a one eyed monster, enter an actual dungeon with an actual dragon, meet the dreaded King Modo, and relax to the sensual, soulful sounds of Luther Vandrox!
In which our fearless heroes engage in a battle most bloody with the dreaded King Modo, a conjoined princess finds their wealthy pervert, a play is held, and the world finally breaths a sigh of relief, knowing once and for all that reading is for nerds and losers.
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos find themselves marooned on an unknown planet, trek into strange murky wilderness, engage in an impromptu tickle party, and strangle more tiny adorable creatures than I care remember.
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos discover a strange new alien culture, open mouth kiss a translating machine, face the planet's greatest menace, and yeah, melt a few people in the process.
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos enjoy a victory feast, interrogate their vanquished enemies, fly victorious into mysterious new regions of the planet, and feed some sort of erotic space yolk to a severed head!
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos meet an all too eager pleasure-bot, dine on expired canned goods, introduce a salamander to the ways of love, and reveal a terrifying secret!
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos help one of their own through the miracle of explosive, stomach-churning childbirth, fend off an army of adorable space marauders, and actually roll some dice for once.
In which our intrepid explorers of the infinite cosmos awaken to find themselves trapped in an arena that is nothing at all like the one on Geonosis with all those little wasp creatures so don't even think it. Will they defeat the great beast that awaits them? Will peace finally come to Poon's people? The answers to these questions and more await you in the final episode of The Forgotten Planet!
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, Kenzo (special guest Freddie Wong), Barbie's ex and a racing enthusiast, challenges the dolls to his extreme mind games in exchange for info.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, Kenzo (special guest Freddie Wong), Barbie's ex and a racing enthusiast, challenges the dolls to his extreme mind games in exchange for info.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head to Barbie General and find themselves aiding the surly physician, Dr. Kendall (Patrick Brown) in his madcap surgery.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head to Barbie General and find themselves aiding the surly physician, Dr. Kendall (Patrick Brown) in his madcap surgery.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls visit an animal reserve and have a wild encounter with zoologist and Barbie's ex, Kenan (Jacob Fullerton). His overzealous personality is nothing compared to the bigger threat -- a killer croc that's on the loose!
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls visit an animal reserve and have a wild encounter with zoologist and Barbie's ex, Kenan (Jacob Fullerton). His overzealous personality is nothing compared to the bigger threat -- a killer croc that's on the loose!
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head beneath the animal reserve and uncover a dark secret.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. In this episode, the dolls head beneath the animal reserve and uncover a dark secret.
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. The final showdown. Can the dolls clear Barbie's name?
Barbie meets 'The Fugitive' in this parody TTRPG thriller 6-episode miniseries. Framed for the murder of her new boyfriend, Kenneth, Barbie's (Elyse Willems) on the run. It's a race against time as her two best friends Georgia (Lindsey Washburn) and Candy (Charlotte Avery) work to clear Barbie's name, seeking out the doll's ex-boyfriends -- Kendall, Kenzo, and Kenan -- who may have answers. The final showdown. Can the dolls clear Barbie's name?
I'm sorry, but this campaign is clearly a rip-off of Harlan Ellison's 1963 short story "All of Humanity is F***ing Garbage and Women are Worse but Give Me My F***ing Check and You Can Turn This into an Outer Limits or Whatever."
Finally, the unbiased look at child soldiery that the lamestream media doesn't want you to see.