All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Pilot (1)

    • August 8, 1983
    • HBO

    The Newsroom is shut down and our newscasters must go elsewhere. However they do not do well and they become homeless. They are saved by a friendly man named Chester, who brings them into his home.

  • S01E02 Pilot (2)

    • August 15, 1983
    • HBO

    Living in the house of Chester, our team discovers he is an infamous murdere and call the police, but discover that they themselves are being arrested for being accomplices. They get a lawyer, and after 3 mistrials, they are set free, but are still homeless, and unemployed.

  • S01E03 Pilot (3)

    • August 22, 1983
    • HBO

    Are team, desperate for money, start a chalk selling buisness, after it fails, they try several other things before getting hired at a new station, WBBCC

  • S01E04 The Regan of Doom

    • October 2, 1983
    • HBO

    The newsroom is visited by a Ronald Regan impersonater, he begins to wreak havoc and begin turning the staff against each other. They proceed to throw the Regan out, but they discover this fake Regan is the real thing.

  • S01E05 Theo

    • October 9, 1983
    • HBO

    Annabelle has a new love intrest, a quirky fellow named Theo. Meanwhile, A mystery guest has been called to the show, who is he? what will he do? The answer is: Its the Regan impersonator, and he has come to wreak havoc and break up Theo and Annabelle.

  • S01E06 Road Trip

    • October 16, 1983
    • HBO

    Rich and Michael go on a road trip to mexico where Rich is kidnapped and traded for beer. Meanwhile the crew is visited by a gay man. Also, Annabelle divises a plot to humiliate the Regan because of the loss of her boyfriend, Theo.

  • S01E07 Machine

    • October 23, 1983
    • HBO

    Staurt gets a new car, and so does Rich. They decide to have a deathrace. After Stuart wins, Rich gets depressed and checks himself into mental institution, leaving Stuart to get him out.

  • S01E08 Halloween

    • November 7, 1983
    • HBO

    In this newly edited version, the comments {or slurs} against the United Nations and the male nudity scene are cut out. HBO also wanted the scene where a woman is penetrated by a mans fingers {i could be more specific, but this is a G-Rated site} edited down so you see only a bit of nudity. HBO refused to air the uncut original episode becuase of male nudity and slams at the U.N..

  • S01E09 Audrie in Love

    • November 14, 1983
    • HBO

    Audrie gets two love intrests, Rob and Bob, who turn out to be brothers. Meanwhile, Rich has a try at boxing, and of course, fails miserably.

  • S01E10 The Funeral

    • November 21, 1983
    • HBO

    After Rich's father dies, he makes an ass of himself at the funeral. Eating candles and making love to a dog.

  • S01E11 Action Star

    • November 28, 1983
    • HBO

    The Stuido is visted by an Arnold Swartzenger type character. Audire and Annabelle both fall in love with him, so does Rich, who questions his sexuality.

  • S01E12 KKK and Rich

    • December 5, 1983
    • HBO

    Rich joins a group club. Little does he know this club is the dreaded Klu Kulx Klan. Meanwhile Micheal tries to call a bet made by Stuart that he can make love to 3 women at once.

  • S01E13 Human Face

    • December 12, 1983
    • HBO

    Rich gets plastic surgeary, but his doctors fear he has gotten cancer from the plastic. Meanwhile, Stuart and Melanie have a flashback of there mystery past.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Blood Not Simple

    • May 3, 1984
    • HBO

    In this Goof episode. A murderer terrorizes the studio and our newscasters must find the killer.

  • S02E02 Levity

    • May 10, 1984
    • HBO

    A band is hired to ""put some life"" into the studio. There music {heavy metal devil style} drives our team mad and there manager gets the hots for Audrie.

  • S02E03 Shotgun

    • May 17, 1984
    • HBO

    Rich gets a shotgun and acciedently shoots himself in the foot. With himself handicaped, he gets a telescope and sees a murder from his window. Ala ""Rear Widnow"".

  • S02E04 Sunday, Bloody Sunday, Coarse Light

    • May 24, 1984
    • HBO

    A british filmaker comes to the studio and begins to seduce the female staff members. Rich swears to teach the British man a lesson.

  • S02E05 Sex at 10 Feet

    • May 31, 1984
    • HBO

    Stuart and Michael buy a hooker together but fight over who gets who first. Meanwhile, Rich courts a young woman who is revealed to be the sister of Annabelle.

  • S02E06 A Little Sex with Breakfast

    • June 7, 1984
    • HBO

    Micheal and Annabelle begin having a steady relationship, little does Micheal know, that Annabelle and Stuart are having a wild affair in this unuasally poined episode.

  • S02E07 The Kick

    • June 14, 1984
    • HBO

    Rich is kicked in the groin and must spend 3 weeks in a hospital ward.

  • S02E08 The Real Kick

    • June 21, 1984
    • HBO

    Rich is fired from the studio but regains his contract when he seduces the new female head of the studio.

  • S02E09 Clip Show

    • June 28, 1984
    • HBO

    A series of clips titled ""The Best of Not the News""

  • S02E10 There is no Regan

    • August 26, 1984
    • HBO

    When the Regan fake dies, Annabelle goes to florida to visit her sister and Audire lives in her place, she has big parties and one of her guests turns out to be the son of the Regan.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Marathon

    • January 1, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich runs the New York marathon and wins. But is stripped of the title becuase of false rumors about steriod addiction. He must find out who framed him.

  • S03E02 The Guy from Elecko

    • January 8, 1985
    • HBO

    A foreign man gets a job in the studio, and as usual, he seduces the female members of the staff.

  • S03E03 Le Boob

    • January 15, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich goes on a hunt for the world's largest breasts. Searching London, Paris, and Los Angeles. Our newscasters follow him and chase the story.

  • S03E04 Le Boob Part 2

    • January 22, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich continues his search for the world largest breasts. Taking him to Hong Kong and Brazil. He finds that his co-star, Annabelle, is the winner of the contest.

  • S03E05 Annabelle and Rich Go Down Under

    • January 29, 1985
    • HBO

    While in Autrailia, Annabelle and Michael suffer romantic obsession and jealousy before Rich comes and ruins everything by gettting tangled up with the mob.

  • S03E06 Tales of 3

    • February 5, 1985
    • HBO

    3 short stories 1} ""The Quickining"" It is shown to us what would happen if everything in life were sped up 90% 2} ""Robotican"" Rich gets a robotic arm and it begins to take controll of his life 3} ""Leprechan"" The Studio is visited by 3 Leprechans

  • S03E07 Brother and Mother

    • February 12, 1985
    • HBO

    Stuart's brother comes to the studio and falls in love with Annablle.

  • S03E08 The Pope

    • March 4, 1985
    • HBO

    Our studio gets a very very speical visit from the pope himself.

  • S03E09 Fight Club

    • March 11, 1985
    • HBO

    Stuart and Rich institute an infamous studio fight club.

  • S03E10 Not Necessarily the News: America

    • May 31, 1985
    • HBO

    An hour long speical celerating the best moments of the show.

  • S03E11 Hot Noise

    • March 18, 1985
    • HBO

    The entire staff is ordered to undergo a sexaholics class.

Season 4

  • S04E01 The New Chick

    • July 2, 1985
    • HBO

    After Micheal leaves the studio, the team gets a new member, Melanie, a young colledge student.

  • S04E02 The Fight

    • July 9, 1985
    • HBO

    Annabelle and Melanie fight over a man who, little known to them is an axe murderer.

  • S04E03 The Comedian

    • July 16, 1985
    • HBO

    A comedian comes to the stuido,and, once agian, seduces the female members of the staff.

  • S04E04 GGG (1)

    • August 1, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich produces his own "Girls Gone Wild" movie. Traveling to greece to find out who's the wildest.

  • S04E05 GGG (2)

    • August 8, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich's video takes him the the pacific northwest.

  • S04E06 100...........Just 100

    • August 15, 1985
    • HBO

    Rich goes on a quest to see if he can have sex with 100 women in 1 day.

  • S04E07 This Phyco Rift

    • August 22, 1985
    • HBO

    In this phyco rift, Melanie holes up in an old hotel and is stalked by a mysteroius stranger.

  • S04E08 Freddy

    • September 3, 1985
    • HBO

    In ""A Night of Elm Street"" spoof, our newscaster are haunted by a Freddy type madman.

  • S04E09 The Script

    • September 10, 1985
    • HBO

    Stuart writes a script but has a hard time getting it published.

  • S04E10 Film Festival

    • May 12, 1986
    • HBO

    The staff attends a film festival.

  • S04E11 Audire got Run Over by a Reindeer

    • May 19, 1986
    • HBO

    Audrie goes missing on christmas eve.

  • S04E12 The Death

    • May 26, 1986
    • HBO

    Rich's uncle dies and he drags all his co-workers to the funeral.

  • S04E13 The Elf

    • June 1, 1986
    • HBO

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