Cab Driver: Dave the cabbie comments on the movie Titanic, Mel Lastman's infidelity, CBC Chair's resignation, Robert Downey Jr., George Bush, food safety in Ontario, Cirque de Soleil and Eric Lindros Prophet on the Mount: An all knowing prophet gives a sermon on the federal election. Charles & Camilla: A Montréal fling leaves Prince Charles in the doghouse with Camilla! Jean Chrétien's Wheel of Patronage: Jean Chrétien celebrates his majority victory by spinning the wheel of patronage. Stockwell & Deborah: Stockwell Day trades in his wet suit for his birthday suit. Medical Alert: A doctor prescribes the necessary remedy for cold and flu season. Ralph Klein's Hot Tub: Ralph Klein makes bubbles in his hot tub as he describes how he will spend Alberta's surplus. Mountain Climber: A couple of rock climbers make a mountain out of a Sasquatch hill.