Wendy Report: The Wendy Report reports on Canada 3000, proposed CBC-CTV merge, women who fall asleep after making love, fertile sperm findings, the Taliban, Osama bin Laden's nuclear collection, and the anthrax scare. Anthrax Emergency: Emergency Task Force officers deal with a suspicious package. Harry Potter: Harry Potter merchandise makes your money all magically disappear. There are many useless items on sale, for hundreds of dollars, now at local stores, and you must watch the movie againa dn again and again. CNN Time Delay Interview: : CNN's Aaron Brown experiences interview lag with Christiane Amanpour. Critic - New TV Season: Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me sinks his teeth into the new TV season. Caplan at Immigration: Elinor Caplan struts her stuff as Minister in Charge of Not Letting Terrorists into Canada. Bush Address: George W. Bush performs his new song on the situation with Osama bin Laden and like the saying goes, ""War is Party!""
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gord Holtam | Writer | ||
| Rick Olsen | Writer | ||
| Sonja Smits | Guest Star | ||
| Perry Rosemond | Director |