Chrétien News Conference: Chretien is interviewed about his visit to the White House. Local Report: Sexton and Drizzle talk about Canada's improving economy, Lake Ontario water rising, tax on feminine hygiene products, Canadian/American softwood lumber deal, St. Patrick's Day, New Canadian census, US prepares nuclear hit list, and a March break commentary. Stockwell Day Pitch: Stockwell Day gives his opinion on the other runners for the Alliance Party and explains that he would be the best leader. Mansbridge - Senior Citizen Driver: Peter Masbridge has a conversation with a 80-year-old senior about seniors driving on the streets. Confused Philosopher: The Confused Philosopher asks more of life's unanswerable questions. Beavertone News - Submarine Leak: A submarine commander discovers he's wet behind his ears, and his feet and his waist... Ralph Klein - Education: After going through rehab, Klein hits the topic of Education in Alberta. Grumpy Old Politically Incorrect Men:
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gord Holtam | Writer | ||
| Rick Olsen | Writer | ||
| Peter Keleghan | Guest Star | ||
| Perry Rosemond | Director |