The Ambiguously Gay Duo - It Takes Two to Tango
Fun with Real Audio - "Ross Perot & Larry King Ramble"
Fun with Real Audio - Bill Clinton and Bob Dole
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Queen of Terror
Fun with Real Audio - O. J. Simpson Trial
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Don We Now or Never
The X-Presidents - North Korea
Fun with Real Audio - State of the Union
Fun with Real Audio - Tom Snyder stalks Dolly Parton.
The X-Presidents - Brazilian Environmental Summit Vice President Al Gore is kidnapped by aliens posing as trees. Facing defeat, the X-Presidents use their powers to revive Richard Nixon and Checkers the Dog to help save the day. Featuring the voices of Bill Chott, Stephen Colbert, and Robert Smigel.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Safety Tips Ace and Gary demonstrate bicycle and home safety tips for local kids.
Fun with Real Audio - Sally Jessy Raphael
Fun with Real Audio - Casablanca Outtakes
Fun with Real Audio - Clinton Press Conference
The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Blow Hot, Blow Cold - Bighead and Dr. Brainio create an ice monster as part of a plot to freeze the Earth.
Fun with Real Audio - Jesus tries to fix everything that's wrong with today's commercialized Christmas.
George Clooney in The Sexiest Car Alive - George Clooney fights off the paparazzi in a parody of Speed Racer. Featuring the voices of Stephen Colbert, Ana Gasteyer, Darrell Hammond, Cheri Oteri, and Robert Smigel.
The X-Presidents - X-First Ladies - When Boris Yeltsin and his nuclear-powered aliens threaten the world with their communism, the X-Presidents spring into action and eventually receive help from their X-First Ladies. Featuring the voices of Ana Gasteyer as Hillary Clinton and Betty Ford, Paula Pell as Nancy Reagan, and Robert Smigel.
Chinese speed-skater Ah Lin gets help from Ben Johnson. Featuring the voices of Barney Cheng, Robert Lin, and Ben Wang.
Schoolhouse Rock! parody about how companies allegedly control the media as sung by a crazy homeless man (voiced by Frank Simms). It only aired once and was pulled from reruns due to complaints about content, though Lorne Michaels has said that it was pulled because he didn't find it funny. It is available on Internet video sites and as a special feature on the DVD version of the Saturday Night Live best-of special "The Best of TV Funhouse."
Brian Cummings announces Disney's cheerful spin on Titanic. Featuring the voices of Robert Smigel as the Captain, Molly Ringwald as Anne Frank, Jason Alexander as Titey, Whoopi Goldberg as the Iceberg, and Gilbert Gottfried as Napoleon Bonaparte.
After defeating Bighead and Dr. Brainio's ice monster, Ace and Gary retreat to their Fortress of Privacy to consult Kijoro about why people are always looking at them funny. Meanwhile, Bighead, Dr. Brainio, Queen Serena, a beetle from Zolaro, and some other villains debate if Ace and Gary are gay.
Bill Clinton does his apologies about what happened during his testimony before the Independent Council and the Grand Jury. Various mishaps occur during the filming of his apology.
Howard Stern interrupts a Spartan Cheerleaders sketch to berate Saturday Night Live's decline in quality and Lorne Michaels keeping the show on the air to make money off it. Lorne teams up with Stern to create Saturday Howard Night Live Stern after shooting him.
A Biblical superhero named Hete-Roy (voiced by Robert Smigel) uses the power of Christianity to turn homosexual men straight. Featuring the voices of Andrew Daly and Carey Prusa.
Ace and Gary answer fan mail that asks obvious questions about their homosexuality. Featuring the voices of Bill Chott and Robert Smigel.
The Harlem Globetrotters celebrate their first Christmas where they go back in time to the birth of Jesus. Featuring the voices of Andrew Daly as Saint Joseph, Tyrone Finch as Meadowlark Lemon, Ana Gasteyer as Mary, Tim Meadows as Curly Neal, Tracy Morgan as Hubert "Geese" Ausbie, and Robert Smigel.
The X-Presidents save the day from the Constitution when it comes to life to attack Congress. Featuring the voices of Bill Chott and Robert Smigel.
Jewel recites her poetry while the background characters and setting mock it.
Even before they were the Ambiguously Gay Duo, teenagers Ace and Gary fought evil. This episode shows that Bighead was in their class and he is determined to win his classmates' respect and "out" the duo. When he reanimates and enlarges a giant frog, the AmbiguoBoys must stop him. Featuring the voices of Drew Barrymore as Lila and Robert Smigel as the Coach
The Ginsburg Gang investigates a haunted house. Featuring the voices of Beth Cahill, Stephen Colbert, Ana Gasteyer, Brian Reich, Molly Shannon, and Robert Smigel.
Lorne Michaels relishes being in control of the Saturday Night Live franchise.
Millennium Fun with Real Audio
Mr. T tries to find work in a theatrical play called "A Doll's House." Featuring the voices of Andrew Daly and Ana Gasteyer as Actress.
Geppetto (voiced by Robert Smigel) interviews Sharon Stone while a horny Pinocchio ogles.
Lorne Michaels (voiced by Robert Smigel) answers viewer mail and shows how Jon Lovitz's "Yeah, that's the ticket" catchphrase became popular and fell out of favor in exchange for Dana Carvey's "Well, isn't that special?"
Ace and Gary work to foil Bighead's plot to attack the NBA Championship. Featuring the voices of Darrell Hammond as Bob Costas and Tracy Morgan as Shaquille O'Neal.
Madonna films the video for her version of "American Pie." Featuring the voices of Ana Gasteyer as Madonna and Woman and Robert Smigel as Don McLean and Fan
The X-Presidents team up to prevent third-party candidates Ralph Nader and Pat Buchanan from affecting the presidential election. To make sure they succeed, Ralph Nader and Pat Buchanan are using Jimmy Carter's daughter Amy, Ronald Reagan's son Ronald Reagan Jr. (voiced by Chris Parnell), and Gerald Ford's dog Liberty as decoys.
Mr. T continues his search for an acting gig and lands one for a tampon commercial in the midst of an actor's strike. Featuring the voices of Andrew Daly, Ana Gasteyer, and Robert Smigel as Michael Gross.
An episode of the HBO women's comedy Sex and the City showing men having sex with farm animals. Was originally supposed to air on the episode hosted by Charlize Theron, but was almost banned due to indecent content. The sketch has since been removed from most reruns.
After leaving office, Bill Clinton attempts to join the group despite not having superpowers. Featuring the voice of Robert Smigel as Al Gore.
Ray Lewis sings in many Disney films and he runs away in a limo whenever a Disney character is killed. Brian Cummings provides the trailer narration with the voices of Tyrone Finch and Robert Smigel.
Boy band superheroes who fail at everything to save the day. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, T.R. Knight, Jeff McCarthy, Jason Mobbs, Sean Modica, Chris Phillips, Robert Smigel, Lark Speis, Jason Yudolph, and Gary Yudman.
A live-action video version of Where's Waldo?
Feeling that his career has hit a new low, Gumbel makes several attempts to commit suicide during the interview, but aides quickly rescue/revive him. Thus, Gumbel never misses a beat.
While watching "The Anatominals Show" that has Kogi Bear, Pook Bear, Mindy Bear, and Sheila Coyote getting criticized of their choice of clothing by the park ranger while on the picnic grounds, Lorne Michaels (voiced by Robert Smigel) worries about SNL's quality declining and begs the Devil to get out of being executive producer of the show. The Devil puts Lorne in a position of a Peace Corps until he gets bored and returns to SNL. Featuring the voice of Doug Dale and Carol Lee Shahid.
Emeril Lagasse's sitcom is retooled for better ratings.
Michael Jackson tries to prove to his weird entourage that he's not a pedophile anymore as he goes to the store with Bubbles, an aged Emmanuel Lewis, the bones of Joseph Merrick, Llama, a zebra with a pushmi-pullyu design, the arm of Elizabeth Taylor, and a sentient urn containing Marilyn Monroe's ashes. Seen on the east coast and when it premiered. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, Charles Rembert, and Robert Smigel.
Pat Robertson introduces a cartoon called "Harry the Embryonic Cell". The 700 Club goes on hiatus and returns to The Family Channel's cartoons starting with "Britney Toons", a cartoon starring Britney Spears. Featuring the voices of Robert Smigel, Doug Dale, Kevin Dorff, Maya Rudolph, and Samantha Scharff. Only seen on West Coast airings and in the 90-minute NBC reruns.
Sam the Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer gives up on Christmas due to the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the anthrax scares. Featuring the voices of Erik Bergmann as Santa Claus, Doug Dale, Chris Parnell as Tom Brokaw, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and Robert Smigel.
The X-Presidents and Bill Clinton head to Afghanistan to look for Osama bin Laden and run into trouble with the Al-Qaeda soldiers (voiced by Wael Haggiagi). The Ambiguously Gay Duo make a cameo appearance in this cartoon helping to apprehend Osama bin Laden. Featuring the voice of Robert Smigel as Bob Dole.
Colin Powell is interviewed by teenagers on an MTV roundtable show and starts suffering from hallucinations. Mike Judge provides the voices for Beavis and Butt-head while Kurt Loder voices himself.
Björk's swan dress comes alive and attacks everyone at the ceremony while Winona Ryder steals Julia Roberts' Best Actress Oscar.
Lorne Michaels (voiced by Robert Smigel) tries to keep senators Hillary Clinton (voiced by Ana Gasteyer) and Daniel Patrick Moynihan visiting Studio 8-H from watching the latest installment of The Anatominals where Kogi Bear and his friends partake in Kogi's latest plot to obtain a picnic basket. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale and Carol Lee Shahid.
As the film Bambi is about to go into the Disney Vault and the showing of advertisements for Return to Never Land, Cinderella II: Dreams Come True, Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure, and the unaffiliated Pokahotass. Bambi's mother (voiced by Amy Poehler) turns up alive as Bambi (voiced by Amy Poehler), his mother, and Thumper (voiced by David Spade) fight hunters and terrorists while using fighting skills in the style of The Matrix. There are also some hilarious outtakes, an appearance by Jared Fogle (voiced by himself), and an appearance by the New York Yankees. Brian Cummings provides the trailer narration.
E! Entertainment channel features a new cartoon with Smurfette as an overweight, ditzy, fading Playboy model and celebrity trainwreck (much like Anna Nicole Smith). Featuring the voices of Amy Poehler as Smurfette and Low Self-Esteemy Smurf, Jim Cummings as Gargamel, Doug Dale, Seth Meyers, and Robert Smigel.
Using the ice monster as bait, Bighead redecorates his lair as part of his next plot against Ace and Gary. General Electric chairman and superhero Jack Welch aids Ace and Gary.
A VeggieTales parody showing the atrocities, violence, and scandals committed by religious figures or in the name of religion, including witch trials, child molestation scandals, and The Crusades. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, Maya Rudolph, and Robert Smigel.
The Peanuts gang discover that they can change reality by waving their arms around after fixing Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. Featuring the voices of Maya Rudolph as Charlie Brown, Amy Poehler as Linus van Pelt, Kate Flannery, Chris Parnell as Tom Brokaw, and Brad Pitt as himself.
The X-Presidents make a film about Iraq after reviewing the pro-war videos featuring Bugs Bunny (based on a real life World War II cartoon called Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips) and Grape Ape in a pro-war video that promoted the Invasion of Grenada. When the X-Presidents give SpongeBob a hard time, The Powerpuff Girls show up to rescue him only to be beaten up badly by the X-Presidents. While noting that the incident caused a PR nightmare, George W. Bush stated that the Pentagon doctored the footage to make it look like the Powerpuff Girls were cast as invading Arabs. Featuring the voices of Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny and Grape Ape, Amy Poehler as Blossom, and Robert Smigel.
Lorenzo Lamas (voiced by himself) rates cartoon characters ranging from Betty Boop, Popeye, Cinderella, Olive Oyl, Strawberry Shortcake, Droopy, Marvin the Martian, Dagwood Bumstead, Optimus Prime, and Yosemite Sam on their sex appeal. When he criticizes Barney Rubble, he ends up attacked by Bamm-Bamm Rubble. This was used as the cold opening for Saturday Night Live: The Best of TV Funhouse with new footage of Barney Rubble opening the show with "Live from New York, It's Saturday Night!" Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, Chris Parnell, and Robert Smigel.
An '80s G.I. Joe-style cartoon about Iraqi dictator and war criminal Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden tricking American troops. Also includes a live action commercial for rocks and an anti-Semitic Arabic dub of the 1960s Batman cartoon. Featuring the voices of Wael Haggiagi, Nasry Malik, Saudaa Robinson, and Robert Smigel.
Ben Affleck buys a Robert Duvall look-a-like dog named Cokee for Jennifer Lopez (voiced by Amy Poehler). Then Ben has trouble making the dog speak like Duvall. After a dog trainer he enlists causes Cokee to speak like James Woods, Ben tries to get the real Robert Duvall into portraying the dog until Ben attacks him for asking if he can sniff Jennifer's butt as Jennifer works to break up the altercation. Featuring the voices of Elon Gold, Darrell Hammond, and Robert Smigel.
A cartoon about the Yankees having a double life as superheroes where they defend Earth from some aliens. Featuring the voices of Chris Parnell and Robert Smigel.
Michael Powell shows clips of classic cartoons (from Disney, Warner Bros., and Hanna-Barbera) that have been censored under new FCC regulations like the changes to Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, The Flintstones, Tweety, The Adventures of Batman, Josie and the Pussycats, and Bambi.
Live-action/animated short where real-life stoners request cartoons like dogs walking people, fish fishing for people, ketchup getting people out of the bottle, the environment exploiting people, TVs watching people.
The X-Presidents
John McCain suffers from a war flashback while trying to praise George W. Bush during a speech.
George W. Bush (voiced by Jim Morris) creates a machine that swaps the minds of homosexual celebrities making them heterosexual ranging from Rosie O'Donnell, Richard Simmons, Ellen DeGeneres, and Ryan Seacrest. Featuring the voice of Meryl Pam Cooper, Ricky Roxburgh, Marge Royce, Armand Schultz, Robert Smigel, and Oliver Vaquer.
Santa Claus (voiced by Robert Smigel) skips the states that re-elected George W. Bush and hangs out with liberal celebrities like Margaret Cho, Al Franken, and Moby. Featuring the voice of Erik Bergmann.
A scientist (voiced by Robert Smigel) enlisted by Michael Jackson's lawyer gives Michael Jackson glasses that makes his sham girlfriend Tara Reid (voiced by Amy Poehler) look like Emmanuel Lewis from Webster so that he wouldn't have fun with little boys following an incident near his court case where a woman left her son cooling on the window.
A live-action educational film showing how handsome men (like host Tom Brady) don't get in trouble for sexual harassment in the workplace while average men like Fred Armisen do get in trouble for harassment, even if they don't intentionally set out to do it.
A parody of the forgotten Hanna-Barbera cartoon Shazzam where children summon a giant, all-powerful genie to easily defeat their enemies, but Shazzang starts to go overboard and sadistically tortures the villains.
A superhero called Divertor helps the President divert attention away from political crises by creating celebrity scandals for people to worry about like Sinbad having a wardrobe malfunction while talking to some elementary school kids, Jenna Elfman having slaves on her property, and Mike Tyson (voiced by Kenan Thompson) eating a Golden Retriever.
Justice Roberts avoids answering all questions even after this confirmation hearing.
A stop-motion film (in the style of Terry Gilliam's work on Monty Python) where famous mugshots play poker, presented by real life Celebrity Poker Showdown hosts Dave Foley and Phil Gordon (voiced by themselves). Featuring the voices of Robert Smigel, Roy James, and Mike Sweeney.
A black-and-white stop-motion musical film sung by Darlene Love that shows Jewish people having their own brand of fun on Christmas Eve. Darlene appears live in the studio singing with the band as SNL goes to commercial.
A cartoon sponsored by a religious network that stars Charles Darwin (voiced by Robert Smigel).
Dennis Haysbert appears LIVE in front of the studio audience and shows three failed cartoon series featuring black characters: Token Power (which features Winston Zeddemore, Franklin from the Peanuts comic strip, and Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats as detectives), The Hoke and Daisy Show (featuring the stars of "Driving Miss Daisy" going on various adventures), and Ladysmith Black Mambazo in Outer Space (which entails the singing group dashing around and deeply intoning "Oh, no" as they are chased by robots and aliens).
Two children (voiced by Megan Gallagher and Thomas Sharkey) see that Bambi II will be going into the Disney Vault with Cinderella II: Dreams Come True, Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog, and the non-affiliated film 101 Fellations.
Features various famous moments in George W. Bush's presidency and everyone from people to animals to levees spitting out food and water in reaction to the ridiculous claims.
George W. Bush (voiced by Jim Morris) unveils new attack ads against Democrats: one depicts Ted Kennedy as Count Dracula claiming that he wants to "cut and run", then French kisses Osama bin Laden.
An anime featuring hot dog eating champion Takeru Kobayashi.
A group of kids (voiced by Blaze Berdahl and Kate Simses) must solve the mystery of what Sean "Diddy" Combs (voiced by Frank Harts) does for a living.
New, bizarre ways to liven up TV news programs are exhibited, such as "chipmunknification" and farting in a shallow pool.
In a parody of Dora the Explorer, a young Latin girl named Maraka and her cat Mittens (both voiced by Becca Lish) journey to Penguin Island and help a mother penguin rescue her egg.
A parody of Gigantor airing on Fox Kids News. Because of the Geneva Convention's stance on torturing prisoners, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush build a robot that tortures prisoners at Guantánamo Bay, but soon feels sorry for his actions and attacks Cheney.
The genius of Albert Einstein (voiced by Robert Smigel) is overshadowed by his ample breasts. He teams up with Winston Churchill (voiced by Brian Stack) and Lassie (who also have big breasts) and rob banks.
Oprah Winfrey (voiced by Maya Rudolph) interviews the candidates for United States President in 2008, where they reveal many strange secrets.
Bighead enlists Police Sergeant Karznia (voiced by Robert Smigel) of the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport's Undercover Police to out Ace and Gary at his "bury the hatchet" BBQ where Bighead has Dr. Brainio, Orbitrox, the beetles from Zolaro, Flame Eye , Lizardo, Half-Scary, and Flatside.
Barack Obama sends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on wild goose hunts to keep them from helping him.
Bighead and Dr. Brainio devise a way so that nobody would be safe from their carnivorous Cyber-Eel.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo host this special edition of Saturday Night Live devoted to 24 installments of Saturday TV Funhouse.