Spliffward Testacles is the cranky neighbor of SpongeBong HempPants who makes aliving off of selling drugs. SpongeBong and HashBrick are always buying drugs from him but mostly don't have the kind of money for it. Spliffward is a piece of paper you smoke weed, cocaine or tobacco out of. Just like Squidward, Spliffward seems to be annoyed by SpongeBong and HashBrick, but will still sell them what they need if they have the money to get them.