Today’s show begins with Dan Naturman and Anthony chatting about New Year’s plans, Gavin in Paris, and Colin Quinn calls in to panic about his lost wallet, important wallet items, and gangs that pickpocket. Ant and Dan talk about CQ liking the word “cunt,” ratings over talent, Howard renewing his SiriusXM contract, we learn way too much about a newlywed couple in the audience, and Eddie Ifft joins the party to talk about politics being like wrestling, they check in with a police chase, and Eddie tells us about his own high-speed chase. The guys laugh about threats of juvie, suburban fun, Dan’s lack of suburban fun, Meatloaf, Scott Weiland, getting away with being an asshole, the “WNEW days,” and Eddie needing to be on the watch list. They discuss conspiracy theories, Jesse Ventura, awkward studio situations, an enema dominatrix party, Uncle Mingle, raping Edith Bunker, Dudley’s molesting, sitcom PSA’s, old TV stars, fanboying, and remembering fans. Ant then talks about his new 3D goggles, Dan takes them for a spin, they discuss jacking and fleshlights, the aftermath of jacking, things chicks shouldn’t see, horrible hotel shenanigans, digital delivery, spoiler alerts, the voyeur bus, the “public file,” the dump button, and the childishness of the FCC. The trio also chats about the media twisting words, Trump, dump sheets, Eddie’s gay dog, the FCC process, jar in ass dude, shit eating, jammy wearing, rattlesnake training, neighborhood websites, a “horrific” news report regarding a 911 call, racially profiling, and defending yourself.