THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS CHRIS REDD MARY HOLLAND.
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode III ASKEW OF THE VIEWS Snoochie Boochies. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode IV A NEW COPING MECHANISM Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS RICK OVERTON DANIELLA PINEDA
DO NOT RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS UNTIL IT IS SAFE. Also, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is back for another week of conversational THRILLS and CHILLS in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LEA THOMPSON BOBBY MOYNIHAN. #AmericanGrabobby #MoynihanSolo #RedDuckTails #LEAbyrinth #THX-0MPS0N #HowardIsItToWearAMask #SeriouslyWhatTheDuck.
Episode VI REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE JEDI RE-OPENING SCHOOLS IS FOR DISEASE-SPREADING FOOLS. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, if anyone from VANITY FAIR wants to write a long lead article about this show and all the money we have raised for charity this year, we think it would be a great, inspiring story with lots of fun and interesting details. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LAUREN LAPKUS CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS.
POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us.
STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..
STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on DISNEY+. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY's UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by the face of late stage capitalism, PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir.
The death toll keeps rising. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely live-streamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?)
As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his CGI co-host WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks left in 2020. Who knows what fresh hell awaits us in 2021? Dot dot dot dot.
The pandemic rages on. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Bumptrick Guestgone aka Bootrick Scootmore aka Bootscoot Baby) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Hey, next week is our HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Ooh, tell your friends about it. Especially if your friends are rich and want to help us help people who are hungry and need food. I'm serious, if you have rich friends, send them our way next week for our last charity fundraiser of this horrible, horrible year..
A new year! And a new era for THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which has been fully digital for EIGHT months in order to provide people with a show that can be enjoyed safely during the pandemic. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed chracter actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PAT-A-TAT-TAT aka BABY NEW YEAR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir To help ring in the new year, George is about to debut his new "look" for 2021. Sound off in the comments if you are into it.... THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS BETSY SODARO