Alf arrives home to an empty house and burnt supper and tries to use the local phone box to remedy the situation. This episode no longer exists in the BBC Archive but a remake of the original was made in 2016 under a series called "Lost Sitcoms".
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Richard Speight | Writer | ||
| Julie May | Guest Star | ||
| Geraldine Sherman | Guest Star | ||
| Fanny Carby | Guest Star | ||
| Lewis Ward | Guest Star |