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Season 2012

  • S2012E01 Titanic the Legend Goes On

    • April 2, 2012
    • YouTube

    Welcome to the realm of Musical Hell, where terrible musicals on film are judged and punished. In the debut episode, Diva looks at the notorious Italian animated disaster, "Titanic: The Legend Goes On."

  • S2012E02 Lost Horizon

    • May 6, 2012
    • YouTube

    Welcome to a special place where the weather is pleasant, the minorities are token, Peter Ustinov and Liv Ullman sing and men in orange diapers frolic in the meadows.

  • S2012E03 Mamma Mia!

    • June 2, 2012
    • YouTube

    It's big fat Greek wedding time, complete with Pierce Brosnan "singing" ABBA.

  • S2012E04 Romeo and Juliet Sealed With a Kiss

    • YouTube

  • S2012E05 From Justin To Kelly

    • August 6, 2012
    • YouTube

    Bad songs, bad acting, and bad romance--has Diva met her match?

  • S2012E06 Repo! The Genetic Opera

    • YouTube

  • S2012E07 Jekyll and Hyde

    • September 30, 2012
    • YouTube

    The beloved cult musical, starring David Hasselhoff. Yes, David Hasselhoff.

  • S2012E08 Joyful Noise

    • November 4, 2012
    • YouTube

    Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton are gospel singers who bicker, fight, and obsess over a stupid choir competition. But it's all for Jesus, so that makes it okay.

  • S2012E09 Mame

    • December 3, 2012
    • YouTube

    We need a little Christmas, right this very minute...unfortunately, what we've got is Lucille Ball in a performance that will charm the blood right out of your ears.

Season 2013

  • S2013E01 The Phantom of the Opera

    • January 7, 2013
    • YouTube

    He's here, the Phantom of the Opera--and I'm giving him what for!

  • S2013E02 Love Never Dies

    • February 4, 2013
    • YouTube

    Love is in the air--or maybe it's the stench from this fanfiction-with-a-budget sequel to "The Phantom of the Opera."

  • S2013E03 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    • March 2, 2013
    • YouTube

    The men behind James Bond bring you this ultra-whimsical slice of WTF.

  • S2013E04 The King and I

    • YouTube

  • S2013E05 Sunday School Musical

    • May 6, 2013
    • YouTube

    What's worse than "High School Musical"? How about a low-budget faith-based knockoff of "High School Musical"?

  • S2013E06 The Pirate Movie

    • June 3, 2013
    • YouTube

    Shiver me timbers and swash me buckle, it's "Pirates of Penzance," 80s-style!

  • S2013E07 Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

    • June 30, 2013
    • YouTube

    It's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and Diva does not enjoy the show.

  • S2013E08 At Long Last Love

    • August 5, 2013
    • YouTube

    Your'e the top--this tribute to early Hollywood musicals, however, is the pits.

  • S2013E09 Grease 2

    • September 2, 2013
    • YouTube

    Grease 2 is the word--and the word is unprintable.

  • S2013E10 Shock Treatment

    • October 7, 2013
    • YouTube

    Diva gets a jolt from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show's"...sequel...ish...type-thing.

  • S2013E11 The Ten Commandments

    • November 4, 2013
    • YouTube

    Thou shalt not make wannabe epic pop musicals starring Val Kilmer.

  • S2013E12 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

    • December 1, 2013
    • YouTube

    The most famous reindeer of all in his least famous film adaptation.

Season 2014

  • S2014E01 Can't Stop the Music

    • January 5, 2014
    • YouTube

    With a title like that, you're asking for trouble.

  • S2014E02 Xanadu

    • February 3, 2014
    • YouTube

    Gene Kelly. Rollerskating. 'Nuff said.

  • S2014E03 Rock and Rule

    • March 3, 2014
    • YouTube

    A little slice of animated weird from Canada. And they seemed so normal up there, too...

  • S2014E04 Rock of Ages

    • April 7, 2014
    • YouTube

    It's the eighties-est musical of them all!

  • S2014E05 A Little Night Music

    • May 5, 2014
    • YouTube

    A classic Sondheim musical and a skilled Broadway director? What could possibly go wrong?

  • S2014E06 Spice World

    • June 2, 2014
    • YouTube

    Diva tells you what she wants, what she really really wants--an end to the torment that is "Spice World."

  • S2014E07 The Music Man

    • July 7, 2014
    • YouTube

    A fed-up Diva just wants to relax with one of her favorite musical films. Being in Hell, she gets stuck with the crappy remake instead.

  • S2014E08 Happliy Ever After

    • August 4, 2014
    • YouTube

    Snow White is back, and blander than ever.

  • S2014E09 Paint Your Wagon

    • September 1, 2014
    • YouTube

    Where is this movie going? I don't know. When will it get there? Not soon enough.

  • S2014E10 The Apple

    • November 3, 2014
    • YouTube

    The last--and craziest--of the over-the-top disco musicals of 1980.

  • S2014E11 The Swan Princess Christmas

    • December 1, 2014
    • YouTube

    Odette and Derek are celebrating the holidays in style--well, if you can call bad Auto-Tune and horrifying CGI a style.

Season 2015

  • S2015E01 Geppetto

    • January 5, 2015
    • YouTube

    Drew Carey stars in a role destined to provide an endless supply of self-mocking humor.

  • S2015E02 The Singing Detective

    • February 2, 2015
    • YouTube

    Robert Downey, Jr. has a musical-noir freakout. Or something.

  • S2015E03 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return

    • March 2, 2015
    • YouTube

    Dorothy goes back to Oz, and encounters annoying villains, creepy puppets, and unscrupulous producers.

  • S2015E04 Tentacolino (In Search of the Titanic)

    • April 6, 2015
    • YouTube

    To celebrate three years of Musical Hell, Diva's diving back into the world of terrible Italian cartoons based on the world's most famous maritime disaster.

  • S2015E05 Camelot

    • May 4, 2015
    • YouTube

    In short there's simply not a more congenial spot for tedious experiences than here in Camelot.

  • S2015E06 Walking On Sunshine

    • June 1, 2015
    • YouTube

    It's Mamma Mia, mockbuster-style!

  • S2015E07 The Wiz

    • August 3, 2015
    • YouTube

    Ease on down the long, awkwardly-shot road.

  • S2015E08 Home on the Range

    • September 7, 2015
    • YouTube

    There's plenty of discouraging words to say about this movie.

  • S2015E09 Stage Fright

    • October 5, 2015
    • YouTube

    Dumb Slasher Parody: The Musical!

  • S2015E10 Burlesque

    • November 2, 2015
    • YouTube

    Christina Aguilera and Cher star in a movie that's mostly an excuse to let Christina Aguilera and Cher sing, and to play a game of "spot the cliche" with Diva.

  • S2015E11 The Nutcracker: The Untold Story

    • December 16, 2015
    • YouTube

    What's the Nutcracker with no ballet, very little music and Albert Einstein? Not much, in this case.

Season 2016

  • S2016E01 A Chorus Line

    • January 6, 2016
    • YouTube

    One singular missed opportunity.

  • S2016E02 Annie (2014)

    • February 1, 2016
    • YouTube

    It's a hard-knock reboot.

  • S2016E03 Sweeney Todd

    • March 26, 2016
    • YouTube

    Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd, a movie that's kind of...maybe almost...good, in a way?

  • S2016E04 The Princess and the Pea

    • May 2, 2016
    • YouTube

    How do you turn a story about a girl who can't get a good night's sleep into an epic struggle between good and evil? Not very well, as it turns out.

  • S2016E05 Nine

    • June 6, 2016
    • YouTube

    A classic movie becomes a classic musical becomes a not-so-classic movie.

  • S2016E06 Glitter

    • July 4, 2016
    • YouTube

    Yes, it's as bad as you've heard. If anything, it's worse.

  • S2016E07 Thumbelina

    • August 1, 2016
    • YouTube

    In which Don Bluth tries to out-Disney his former employers.

  • S2016E08 Descendants

    • September 5, 2016
    • YouTube

    High School Musical meets Monster High. They don't get along very well.

  • S2016E09 Scooby-Doo: Music of the Vampire

    • October 3, 2016
    • YouTube

    Just another day at the office for Mystery, Inc.--but with singing.

  • S2016E10 Rhinestone

    • YouTube

  • S2016E11 Christmas is Here Again

    • December 5, 2016
    • YouTube

    Hey, remember when there was no Christmas for like thirty years until a cloying orphan and her assorted companions brought it back? No? Well, according to this movie it happened. So there.

Season 2017

  • S2017E01 A Troll in Central Park

    • January 2, 2017
    • YouTube

    There's a troll. He's in Central Park. A whole lot of nothing ensues.

  • S2017E02 Strange Magic

    • February 6, 2017
    • YouTube

    Love, George Lucas-style!

  • S2017E03 The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale

    • March 6, 2017
    • YouTube

    The Swan Princess franchise introduces the next generation in CGI creepy!

  • S2017E04 Peter Pan Live

    • April 17, 2017
    • YouTube

    The one time Christopher Walken's presence didn't improve a movie.

  • S2017E05 Portal 2: The Unauthorized Musical

    • May 15, 2017
    • YouTube

    Diva delves into the world of fan-based content, and she has assistance--whether she likes it or not.

  • S2017E06 Pete's Dragon

    • July 10, 2017
    • YouTube

    Basically, Disney threw a bunch of its better movies in a blender and hit the mix button.

  • S2017E07 Popeye

    • August 7, 2017
    • YouTube

    It's Robin Williams in his first not-so-great film role!

  • S2017E08 The Fantasticks

    • September 4, 2017
    • YouTube

    Try to remember what has made this musical so endearing--because the movie isn't going to give you a clue.

  • S2017E09 Sci-Fi High: The Movie Musical

    • October 2, 2017
    • YouTube

    It's too late for Diva; get out while you still can.

  • S2017E10 De-Lovely

    • November 6, 2017
    • YouTube

    It's de-boring, it's de-tedious, it's de-*snore* ....

  • S2017E11 Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

    • December 4, 2017
    • YouTube

    Spend your holidays with a beloved Disney classic--getting dragged through the dirt by this crappy direct-to-video midquel.

Season 2018

  • S2018E01 Rock-A-Doodle

    • January 1, 2020
    • YouTube

    A kid gets turned into a cat and has to find a singing rooster to stop an owl from keeping the sun from shining. Yes, really.

  • S2018E02 Love's Labour's Lost (Musical Hell Review #67)

    • February 5, 2018
    • YouTube

    Part Shakespearean comedy, part classic movie musical tribute, all disappointing.

  • S2018E11 Man of La Mancha

    • November 6, 2018
    • YouTube

    No windmill or ballad is safe.