So they're finally here, saving planets for you If you know the words you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this lazer rap LT! Lazer Team He's the leader of the bunch. And he's got sass He's finally back to kick some ass His defensive shield kicks things up a notch And deflects all the bullects right back into your crotch HUH! LT! Lazer Team LT! Lazer Team is here! This one takes selfies, so listen up dudes He'll steal your girlfriend and he's rather rude There's a gun on his hand, so if you try to fight back He'll blow you to bits with his Lazer attack HUH! LT! Lazer Team He has a bad mustache but a really cool visor That made this poor dummy a whole lot wiser He can use Xray vision to go spelunking for rubies Or just use that power to check out some boobies HUH! LT! Lazer Team This one is lazy, at least he was in the past Now he's got super boots and he runs really fast He could start in Taiwan and in five minutes be here And he'll even show up with a 6-pack of beer HUH! LT! Lazer Team LT! Lazer Team is here He's not a part of the team but he is in the movie He's the champ of the Earth and that's pretty damn groovy Now instead of fend off an alien invasion These five dudes are just gonna play Contagion