Bringabringabringadingdingdingding! Wake up, Michael Jones. This is your backup alarm clock - the one you set in case you forget to set your regular alarm clock. You went out and got real, real drunk for your birthday last night. Hardcore, fucking straight-up wrecked, son. You got a happy birthday tattoo tattooed right on your chest so that now every day can be your birthday as long as you're topless. But you've got bigger problems on your hands right now. You're late for work - and that just won't do, brother. Geoff and Ryan may not mind you coming in late, but Matt Hullum is fucking furious right now. And he's moved Achievement Hunter to the twenty-second floor of the new office. Also, yeah. There's a lot of guards. A shit-ton! And since you're showing up late - if they fuckin' see you - if they get even a glimpse of you - you'll be fired...upon with a gun. They'll shoot you on sight. So better get ready! You're gonna have a fun time getting to work today. Level 22 awaits! Good luck!