The music to this was actually recorded 2 years ago, but I originally tracked the bass part piecemeal. I decided to go back and relearn the music and do it in one take...and it was not easy. Like....I really had to shed the crap out of this. It's long, boring, jazz, and you'll probably get tired of how awesome it is by the 8th minute of it. Sorry for the crappy webcam quality of the video, but it's all for the music! Many thanks to the talented Emma Boroson for singing the insane shit I gave her to sing. If anybody figures out what the title is in reference to, I'll give them free license to kick me in the balls for such a stupid joke. I'll give you a hint...the entire thing is in one meter. A really weird one. Consider my balls kicked. Emma Boroson - Vocals, syllable arrangement Adam Neely - Bass, piccolo bass, piano, drum/rhodes/violin programming/recording/producing, dancing.