THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER Y During war games, Beetle and his buddies are sent to blow up the bridge on the River Y...leaving Zero at headquarters with the remote control of the dynamite. TATTOO TOOTSIE GOODBYE Beetle has to outdo Seymour Seymour, a well tattooed sailor who's got an eye for Bunny. THE HEIR Beetle is sole heir to a ten million dollar estate, and Cosmo shows him how to spend the money. LABOR SHORTAGE Beetle, on KP, ruins Cookie's prize chile and breaks all the dishes. In desperation, Cookie tries to send him back to Sarge.