Ahoy! It’s time for an epic Best of the Worst episode filled with magic, martial arts, and Menahem! Menahem Golan that is, of Cannon Films, as we celebrate the sci fi dystopian musical The Apple! We also watched some disgusting trash called Star Slammer about a women’s prison in space. It’s filth. Utter filth. What would Jesus do? And to round things out, we watch the ambitious no budget martial arts fantasy adventure film Talos. Look out everyone, it’s Talos! Special thanks to Bear McCreary (https://bearmccreary.com) for joining us on this nightmare.