Edward gets bitten by a wood gnome and Lazlo says that if Edward gets bitten by a wood gnome, he became a gnome, but Slinkman says it is the opposite and Edward will be eaten by the gnome. In order to stop this Edward needs Lumpus' nose hair. He has to get it immediately before sunset, but it turns out Slinkman made the story up in order for Lumpus to get out of his new portable chair.