It's day 5 in our week long food battle where we will see one person crowned as hostess with the mostest. Hoping to come out on top is tonight's host, gregarious Greek Effie Tsergas. Joining her around the table is Gosling’s doppelganger Greg Moar, hard-core historian Jamie Patterson, Caribbean princess Atavia Surtees and flamboyant showman Sherwin Modeste. Before greeting her guests Effie starts off the night her favourite way-by downing a quick drink. Once seated at the table Effie is ready to serve her app, bacon wrapped meatballs and rice. Her app didn't bare all her talents but that doesn't stop Effie from showing it off. Despite her best oinkilicious efforts Effie delivers her main to a very picky litter: pork tenderloin wrapped in peameal bacon stuffed with apricots, prunes and more bacon. Hoping to grease up her guests with her dessert Effie quickly plates and serves her donuts fried in bacon grease with fresh berries. Will Effie bare just the right stuff? Or will she show too much and bare witness to the humiliation?