Do you want to learn about the real Superman? The symbol of justice and truth that benevolently guides humanity through the darkness below towards a peaceful and opulent future, whilst wearing a pretty tight red beret in the process? Of course you do, because after all, I know you so well. It's almost like we have a deep unspoken connection with each other. I just knew that you would be into the life of justice and massive swag just like me. That's why I've started to watch you while you sleep. You know that I've been doing that, don't you? You really need to sort out that snoring, my guy. I think you might have sleep apnnea. It is pretty cute when you start mumbling my name though. Ahaha. It's almost like you know that I'm there whilst you slobber on your stained comfort pillow and scratch your ass through your skid marked Superman briefs. It makes me really happy that I'm one of your... guardian angels.