It’s one of my closest friends (of over 10 years)’s birthday - ok, literally HOW in that case do you do possessive punctuation? “It’s one of my closest’s friend’s birthdays, whom I have known for 10 years?” I don’t know. Whom? Whose? Who? Fck it. I’m switching to Italian. In a whirlwind of a week, we went from Milano, to Crema, back to Milano, then first-class train to Paris cuz we're 30 and have been on Earth too long to not treat ourselves the extra €30 of peace and quiet on the train. Y'all even read these by the way? I never know?