9 people die and God must sort them out. Who will frolic in Heaven? Who will roast in hell? The only criterion for getting into Heaven is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Are you good? Doesn't matter. Bad? Ditto. Morality from the Bible? How?
Creationists constantly attack established scientific theories and methods like evolution and carbon dating. Let's take a closer look at their brilliant theory.
Horrific incident on Maury Show episode: "It ain't easy bein' sleazy!"
The One could remake the Matrix as he saw fit...and so could I.
Another of God's many failures.
Footage of the devil planting dinosaur fossils.
Footage of the conception of Jesus Christ.
Interstellar Jesus, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Oprah. What else do you need to know? Fun fact: The sound of Jesus' head exploding was made by the stomping of a milk carton.
What would the American Justice System be like if we implemented New Testament rules?
Thank you!!! (1,000? WTF is wrong with you people?)
Biggest face palm in history. Oh, and babies are delicious - especially with oregano.
Religious people, how could we possibly trust you? Look at your history.
A clusterfuck video for a clusterfuck verse.
I just wanted to bitch about religion. I know...so unlike me!
Just having fun.
Anal bleeding may occur.
How wrong could the Bible be? Orders of magnitude wrong.
Back by popular demand. NEW FIGHTS! AronRa, Dawkins, Haggard, Hovind, Kirk Cameron, Ray Comfort, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Yahweh, Oprah, Moses, Stephen Hawking, Andre the Giant, Godzilla, the Vampope (half vampire, half pope...all mean).
Touch my giggle stick.
THIS IS VAGINA!!!!!
I'm 'bout ta fuck shit up
This will blow your mind.
The great mall in the sky.
Hot nasty half naked interracial teenage girl tickle porn to show my support for Nykytyne2.
The logistics of Noah's Ark. People actually believe this story. It's time for a dose of reality. The YouTubers known as KaseyAkira, Bluetrilobite, and Vashcat encouraged me to debunk the story of Noah's Ark.
No time for a description. The paparazzi are at my fucking door.
My contribution to Intelligent Design: "The Wasted Theory"
All your favorite atheists meet God... And they got a few bones to pick.
What if Jesus was like a right-wing conservative Christian?
Christians can't wait for Armageddon. Thanks to DarkMatter2525, now EVERYONE has a reason to look forward to the end of the world.
Islam, why does God need you to kill me? If He wanted me dead, I'd be dead (or I wouldn't have existed in the first place). Choose: 1.God can't kill me. 2.God doesn't want me dead. 3.God doesn't exist. Which is it? I mean, you really don't give your god much credit. People insult me all the time, and I don't want them dead. What makes you think God is so petty that He can't even take a joke? If you're enlightened, then you can laugh at yourself. Why am I more enlightened than your god?
This is a sequel to my video, Christian Justice. Christians can call you a sinner even if you're a good person. How? Because, according to them, you can be convicted by your very thoughts! Is it more honorable to have these thoughts, but exercise self-control, or to just be a perfect little robot, like Jesus? Moderate Christians, I realize that you might say that Jesus was trying to teach others to nip their sin in the bud, before thought becomes action, but this video more so addresses the fundamentalist - not you. Though I would like to know how you decide which parts of the bible to take literally, and which to take figuratively.
It's hard to believe that people think our laws are based on the bible. It is quite clear that the commandments, especially the revised ones (NONE of which are laws today), are the meaningless traditions of an ancient, superstitious people - not an objective moral code sent down by some mysterious, all-powerful, never-seen being. Furthermore, I think it's comical the way the Jews were frequently seeing the great "God Himself", to be revered and feared, but then they constantly turned around to stab Him in the back - so unrealistic. The bible is an ancient Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
A drawing of Muhammad & his worst enemy.
This version of the God Fighter videogame is inspired by recent YouTube drama. Thunderf00t vs Dawahfilms & DonExodus2 vs Nephilimfree. Stir up enough controversy, and perhaps you too could end up as a character in God Figther; only then will your life have meaning.
